Worst First Names for a Boy
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Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.
I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed
Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name
The king of gay peopleV113 Comments
Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777
HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123
Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96
It look look a penisV132 Comments
I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.
In my opinion, the name Satan is MUCH worse than Gaylord. At least Gaylord was at once considered normal and is only considered "abnormal" because of how messed up people are today.
Who in their right mind would name their child a devil? That is preposterous!
Worst name I see on this list because even Dick is better than this!
I hate that name. - LanceGamiaoV67 Comments
-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...
I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels
My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.
How do you even pronounce it? - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV23 Comments
Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido
This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead
This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.
Lot better than some names I know...V17 Comments
Mario bros... sounds like luigi but this is just a gross name!
If you see Weegee, you will turn into Weegee anyway. Might as well name your kid something different before it inevitably happens.
This isn't a name, this is what happens when you buy the wrong size of underwear.
Lol, I have nothing to sayV19 Comments
The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.
Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you
Wow, that's the dumbest name after my 6 oz angus burger at Burger King!
This is a name for a fat 50 year old americanV30 Comments
"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "
Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?
"Look here comes semen" no offense but kids might take this name the wrong way
There is a Dreamcast game called Seaman.V13 Comments
I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.
Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!
If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended
How is this name only fourth on the list? Surely it's just the worst name ever!
This one is common, I don't see anything wrong with itV59 Comments
Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.
I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...
I think the parents should take LEGAL drugs. And not get drunk while choosing baby names
This is more funnier.V20 Comments
This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!
That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names
Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names
Like the game?V22 Comments
Um, a dude named Laqueesha? Is this for real or is this site trolling?
There's always trolls. But it would suck to be a dude with some weird name like this. - Merilille
Sounds like some sort of noodle.
"Son come get your laqueesha and meatballs!."
Ghetto girl name, his parents were probably high thinking of the name
Don't name a girl this, let alone a boy - Eil__eenV26 Comments
Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!
It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"
Oh sweet jesus. If you slap a name like that on your kid and think that's okay you're effing wrong because when the kid gets older and attends middle or high school everyone will hate him because of that name you put on him without thinking about how the kid would feel
The parents are just calling the bullies with a megaphone, "Here is Osama Bin Laden folks, step right up! "V10 Comments
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer
Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you - ronluna
When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought
It must have been a cool name in the Mozart generation. But don't name your kid this in the generation we live now
Sounds like a gangbang with wolvesV22 Comments
Thus is my friends name and he's a boy
Ashley isn't that bad of a name for a guy actually. Any Evil Dead fans will know that the main character is Ashley J. WIlliams, a badass dude. - NuMetalManiak
Its an okay name if you're the ashley man from gone with the wind. Some people might tease a guy with a feminine sounding name
What about Ashley Purdy, he's a really cool guy and actually has skills since he plays in a band call black veil bridesV22 Comments
Seriously, nobody has said anything about this yet?
*parents discussing child's pick-up from school* "Honey, did you get head? " "Yea, I got head."
This guy would automatically become the Head of a company after graduation.
My name is head, I broke myselfV17 Comments
I hate to be mean, but who that isn't high on some kind of narcotic would name their kid Blanket? - username34
Blanket's blanket. Blanket loves his blanket. Blanket calls his blanket Blanket. - FinnsWorld
I feel like Linus from Charlie Brown would name his kid that
Stop putting things like this on here! I will burst out laughing quite soon! - birdechosplashV13 Comments
Some people think anyone can be named skylar regardless of gender. A guy at my school is skylar and some people call him "sky high"
I have a friend named Skyler and I thought he was a girl cause of his long hair
Not that bad... You know Skylar Astin... Pretty cool name
Ugh I hate this nameV11 Comments
You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy
Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume
Yes there are people named Shrek. In my Grade 6 Camp, the manager was Shrek. And I thought he was Shrek the Ogre in disguise or something.
That names pretty ridiculous.
Hai my name is shrekV21 Comments
Zane is a name from a famous western author. Its not so bad to name a child this if you like country music.
My brother is 14 his name is Zane and everybody thinks his name is awful because it has the same pronunciation as the one from ID but he really hates them.
Just because that guy from 1D has this name doesn't mean it's an automatic bad name!
Well, this is a Zany name.V24 Comments
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