Worst First Names for a Boy

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Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777

HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123

Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96

Hmm... Well it is a traditional name...

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Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.

I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed

Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name

Just asking to get your kids ass kicked

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Satan... Ookayy...

Who named their kid satan anyway?

I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.

Because satan is bad

I have no words

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-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...

I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels

My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.

I heard that name on a guy before and people tease him and nickname him abc, like the song abc 1 2 3

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Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido

This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead

This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.

Lot better than some names I know...

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Mario bros... sounds like luigi but this is just a gross name!

Its a great name laugh out loud ill call my dad this :]

Hi I am a eleven year old girl and Weegee? Really? You can see the word Wee in it. Well at least you can't see the word poo in it.+_+

No one is named this yo... Get the heck outta here.

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The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.

Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you

Wow, that's the dumbest name after my 6 oz angus burger at Burger King!

Angus is a pet name, like Spot or Fluffy.

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"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "

Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?

I would hate to be named Seaman.

It is not necessary for you to lavish so much attention on Seaman. I hope that Seaman is not disturbing your daily routine. - xandermartin98

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I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.

Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!

If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended

How is this name only fourth on the list? Surely it's just the worst name ever!

Hey... Ian isn't a bad name! It's a pretty unique name having a letter I at the start

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Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.

I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...

I think the parents should take LEGAL drugs. And not get drunk while choosing baby names

"la la la la, la la la la, elmo's world! "

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This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!

That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names

Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names

Ib as in like ibs

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Um, a dude named Laqueesha? Is this for real or is this site trolling?

Sounds like some sort of noodle.

"Son come get your laqueesha and meatballs!."

Ghetto girl name, his parents were probably high thinking of the name

Ghetto girl name

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Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!

It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"

Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kid

I think the name is cute

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer

Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you - ronluna

When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought

It must have been a cool name in the Mozart generation. But don't name your kid this in the generation we live now

That was so funny!

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This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name... - Pikachulover1

Thus is my friends name and he's a boy

Ashley isn't that bad of a name for a guy actually. Any Evil Dead fans will know that the main character is Ashley J. WIlliams, a badass dude. - NuMetalManiak

What were these moms thinking...

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Seriously, nobody has said anything about this yet?

Hahhaha who ever named the kid that sucks!

Hey guess what? I have a head!

Brian Welch's nickname is Head.

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I hate to be mean, but who that isn't high on some kind of narcotic would name their kid Blanket? - username34

Blanket's blanket. Blanket loves his blanket. Blanket calls his blanket Blanket. - FinnsWorld

Give me back my blanket!

I feel like Linus from Charlie Brown would name his kid that

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Some people think anyone can be named skylar regardless of gender. A guy at my school is skylar and some people call him "sky high"

Skyler, I am the one who knocks!

I have a friend named Skyler and I thought he was a girl cause of his long hair

Not that bad... You know Skylar Astin... Pretty cool name

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Best name ever, a-hole.

My father almost named me this! - gunsnroses

My brother is 14 his name is Zane and everybody thinks his name is awful because it has the same pronunciation as the one from ID but he really hates them.

The person who put this name on here is the name in the second position

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You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy

Shrek is love. Shrek is life 😘

Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume

I highly doubt any parent is dumb enough to name their kid shrek... Lets be a bit realistic here

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List StatsUpdated 27 Nov 2015

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1. Abcde
2. Blanket
3. Pinocchio
1. Gaylord
2. Dick
3. Angus
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2. Ib
3. Seaman

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