Worst Insults Ever


July 28, 2015 - These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

I know you are but what am I?
This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense!


I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.
That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.
[Newest]This list must be named "Lamest insults ever"


2You're dumb!
This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say
Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )
I know I am dumb
[Newest]You're dumb is so idiotic.

3(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems.


It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!
Then the person is insulting themselves
[Newest]No comment (sigh idiot) -_-

4I don't like your pencil.
Who frigging cares?


That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.
I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil
[Newest]Does this even classify as an insult? Only somebody in a psychiatric hospital would be offended by this.

5You're a nerd.
I am a nerd and its not offensive


Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.
This one is dedicated to a guy
[Newest]Thanks for the compliment.

6I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
Wow... And I can find the keyboard!
I was gonna say that
I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)
[Newest]Yeah but you can't find the off button

7You don't like school. Ha Ha!
That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.
I can hate school if a want to
It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves.


[Newest]I don't even understand this lame excuse of an insult

8A hobo calls you poor.
All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.
This is so easy to make a comeback.


This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT
[Newest]Is a good comeback

9Yo momma!
That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face
This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?
Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback
[Newest]This is so irritating. Whenever I burn someone, they just shout" Yo mamma! ".

10Poop thinks you stink
He is the one that smells
This is just great.

The Contenders

11Your a self-obsessed weasel!
It's just plain stupid.

12You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.
So stupid.. I just no.. No
This is a good one used it many times

13You smell like a zoo
Now that, hurtful#in your face

14I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid


Haha, very funny. At least I can keep with the times unlike you.
Wii you and game boy are both good.

15You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
Made me laugh for some moment

16You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again
Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

17Not As Much As Your Face!
Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER!


Haha I hear this being said too much!

Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!

What that makes no sense

18You are poop!
5 year old saying
Ugh this is so dumb!

19If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
That's kinda stupid and kinda funny

20You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant
This is so funny I'm going to use this on my cousin j

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