Worst Insults Ever
Pikachulover1These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.
The Top Ten
1I know you are but what am I?
3(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
4A hobo calls you poor.
5I don't like your pencil.
6You're a nerd.
7I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
8Poop thinks you stink
10You don't like school. Ha Ha!
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11You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
12You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
13Your a self-obsessed weasel!
14Not As Much As Your Face!
15You smell like a zoo
16If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
17You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
18I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
19You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant
20You are poop!
22you're an idiot
23You look like you were born in a car accident.
24Your dad told me you should have been a wank
25You eat poo
27What is that smell? Oh it is you
28You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus
29Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs
32Your momma's so fat... it affects her self esteem
33Swag pennies have more value than you
34You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus
35You're a worse artist that Anthony B!
36You're a failed abortion.
38It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
40You're so ugly, Bob the Builder said he can't fix that
41You play like a girl
43You are as fat as L.G
44I am better than your leg
45Do your parents know you are gay?
46Remembering you is like throwing up
47Goodbye drunken mistake
48You're so stupid that Patrick is smarter than you
49You're an insensible, filthy dirt rag.
50You're a rotting, cannibalistic slug.
51You revolting, morbid abomination.
52You're a diseased plague to the human race.
53You're just jealous.
54You useless paperclip
55Did the short bus drop you off?
56You and your family should die in a fire
57A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Orange B: Orange the what? A: Orange your FACE!!!!
61Have you looked in the mirror lately
62Your mum is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I said what are you doing she said moving house
64You are a human!
65You are a poo poo face
67You smell like a dead crab
68I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You
69Pee Pee Pants
72Your teeth look horrible. Are you British?
73You're such a Boris
74Did you say something?
75What you say, what you are.
76You're a meanie head
78You smell like a stinky man
79You're a poopy head
80Doo do head
83You're so ugly, when I look at you, I know there is no god
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Updated Sunday, April 26, 2015
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