Worst Insults Ever
Pikachulover1These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.
The Top Ten
1I know you are but what am I?
3(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
4A hobo calls you poor.
5I don't like your pencil.
6I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
7You're a nerd.
8Poop thinks you stink
10You don't like school. Ha Ha!
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11You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
12You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
13Your a self-obsessed weasel!
14Not As Much As Your Face!
15You smell like a zoo
16If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
17I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
18You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
19You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant
20You are poop!
22you're an idiot
24What is that smell? Oh it is you
25You look like you were born in a car accident.
26Your dad told me you should have been a wank
27Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs
28You eat poo
30Swag pennies have more value than you
31You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus
32You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus
33You're a worse artist that Anthony B!
34You're a failed abortion.
36Your momma's so fat... it affects her self esteem
37It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
39You're so ugly, Bob the Builder said he can't fix that
40You play like a girl
43You are as fat as L.G
44I am better than your leg
45Do your parents know you are gay?
46Remembering you is like throwing up
47Goodbye drunken mistake
48You're so stupid that Patrick is smarter than you
49You're an insensible, filthy dirt rag.
50You're a rotting, cannibalistic slug.
51You revolting, morbid abomination.
52You're a diseased plague to the human race.
53You're just jealous.
54You useless paperclip
55Did the short bus drop you off?
56You and your family should die in a fire
57A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Orange B: Orange the what? A: Orange your FACE!!!!
61Have you looked in the mirror lately
62Your mum is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I said what are you doing she said moving house
64You are a human!
65You are a poo poo face
67You Smell Like a Dead Crab
68I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You
69Pee Pee Pants
72Your teeth look horrible. Are you British?
73You're such a Boris
74Did you say something?
75What you say, what you are.
76You're a meanie head
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Updated Sunday, February 01, 2015
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