Worst Insults Ever


These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

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I know you are but what am I?
This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense!


I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.
Not intimidating just dumb


[Newest]Dude, all my friends say this. I seriously don't get it! It's stupid! It doesn't make any sense whatsoever!


2You're dumb!
I know I am dumb
Just... Why?
At least its to the point...

3A hobo calls you poor.
All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.
This is so easy to make a comeback.


This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT

4(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems.


It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!
Then the person is insulting themselves

5You're a nerd.
This one is dedicated to a guy
Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.
I am a nerd and its not offensive


6Poop thinks you stink
He is the one that smells
This is just great.

7I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
Wow... And I can find the keyboard!
I was gonna say that
I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)
[Newest]But I found your brain.

8Yo momma!
That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face
This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?
Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback
[Newest]Your momma is the worst joke ever!

9You don't like school. Ha Ha!
That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.
I can hate school if a want to
It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves.


[Newest]Stupid like what even.

10I don't like your pencil.
Who frigging cares?


That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.
I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil
[Newest]Good because I'm not letting you borrow it

The Contenders

11You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.
This is a good one used it many times
So stupid.. I just no.. No

12You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
Laugh out loud dis 1 is so damn funny... M gonna try that on sum peeps

13Not As Much As Your Face!
Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER!


Haha I hear this being said too much!

Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!

What that makes no sense

14Your a self-obsessed weasel!
It's just plain stupid.

15If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
That's kinda stupid and kinda funny

16I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
Ew! Who uses gameboys anymore?
Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid


Wii you and game boy are both good.

17You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant

18Experimental Baboon

19You suck
When people say this, you can tell They didn't take the time to think up a good insult.

20you're an idiot
That's probably THE worst thing you can ever say. Its not even a insult!

21You look like you were born in a car accident.

22Suppurating fundament
Just a name-call but it baffles people and when they look-up the words in the dictionary they get annoyed - GA

23Swag pennies have more value than you
Ooh you got dissed

24What is that smell? Oh it is you
That's what 5 year olds say
Yeah I smell nice inih

25You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus
This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?

26You smell like a zoo

27Your dad told me you should have been a wank

28Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs
Wasn't this on "The Amazing World of Gumball"?
Good to use on fat people

29You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus

30You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

31You're a worse artist that Anthony B!

The worst insult, you should put this on #1, when people say that as a comeback, Beck should be disappointed of him


33Your momma's so fat... it affects her self esteem

34You are poop!
5 year old saying

35You are as fat as L.G

36You eat poo

37I am better than your leg

38Do your parents know you are gay?
Gotta admit this is a good one if the person can't reply with anything other than yes or no

39Remembering you is like throwing up

40It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
Now that was good

41Goodbye drunken mistake

42You're so stupid that Patrick is smarter than you

43You're an insensible, filthy dirt rag.

44You're a rotting, cannibalistic slug.

45You're a failed abortion.

46You revolting, morbid abomination.

47You're a diseased plague to the human race.

Does this one remind anyone else of the Soldier from TF2?

49You're so ugly, Bob the Builder said he can't fix that

50You're just jealous.


52You useless paperclip
Heh, this is the best one.

53Did the short bus drop you off?

54You and your family should die in a fire
That's not an insult that's just plain rude

55A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Orange B: Orange the what? A: Orange your FACE!!!!

56Your face

57Poopy head

58Booger eater

59You play like a girl

60Have you looked in the mirror lately

61Your mum is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I said what are you doing she said moving house

62Dick Face

This is what my little sister says

64You are a human!
This is so stupid... Well no duh, man!
I use this a lot. But just w/ : you HOOMAN!

65You are a poo poo face

66So Lame

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