Worst Insults Ever

Pikachulover1

These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1
I know you are but what am I?
This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense!

Pikachulover1

I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.
Not intimidating just dumb

llamaboy17

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2You're dumb!
I know I am dumb
Just... Why?
At least its to the point...

3A hobo calls you poor.
All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.
This is so easy to make a comeback.

Pikachulover1

This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT

4(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems.

Pikachulover1

It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!
Then the person is insulting themselves
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5You're a nerd.
This one is dedicated to a guy
Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.
I am certainly not a nerd
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6Poop thinks you stink
He is the one that smells
This is just great.

7I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
Wow... And I can find the keyboard!
I was gonna say that
I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)
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8Yo momma!
That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face
This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?
Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback
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9You don't like school. Ha Ha!
That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.
I can hate school if a want to
It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves.

Pikachulover1

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10I don't like your pencil.
Who frigging cares?

Pikachulover1

That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.
I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil
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The Contenders

11You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.
This is a good one used it many times
So stupid.. I just no.. No

12You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
Laugh out loud dis 1 is so damn funny...m gonna try that on sum peeps

13Not As Much As Your Face!
Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER!

Pikachulover1


14Your a self-obsessed weasel!
What? Weasel? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
It's just plain stupid.

15If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

16I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid

Berger

Ew! Who uses gameboys anymore?

17You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant

18Experimental Baboon

19You suck

20you're an idiot
That's probably THE worst thing you can ever say. Its not even a insult!

21You look like you were born in a car accident.

22Suppurating fundament
Just a name-call but it baffles people and when they look-up the words in the dictionary they get annoyed - GA

23Swag pennies have more value than you

24What is that smell? Oh it is you

25You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus
This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?

26You smell like a zoo

27Your dad told me you should have been a wank

28Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs
Wasn't this on "The Amazing World of Gumball"?
Good to use on fat people

29You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus

30You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

31You're a worse artist that Anthony B!

32Your momma's so fat... it affects her self esteem

33You are poop!

34You are as fat as L.G
HAHA THIS IS SO good!

35You eat poo

36I am better than your leg

37Do your parents know you are gay?

38Remembering you is like throwing up

39It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer

40Goodbye drunken mistake

41You're so stupid that Patrick is smarter than you

42You're an insensible, filthy dirt rag.

43You're a rotting, cannibalistic slug.

44You're a failed abortion.

45You revolting, morbid abomination.

46You're a diseased plague to the human race.

47Maggot
Does this one remind anyone else of the Soldier from TF2?

48You're so ugly, Bob the Builder said he can't fix that

49You're just jealous.

50Dumb*ss

51You useless paperclip

52Did the short bus drop you off?

53You and your family should die in a fire

54A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Orange B: Orange the what? A: Orange your FACE!!!!

55Your face

56Poopy head

57Booger eater

58You play like a girl

59Have you looked in the mirror lately

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