Worst Insults Ever

These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.

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1I know you are but what am I?

This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense! - Pikachulover1

I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.

That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.

I use this all the time! Gets 'em every time! - KoolGuy2218

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2You're dumb!

This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say

It's like you stole a crayon from a 2 year old with anger issues and they're like YOUR DUMB! - OneWayStreet

Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )

You're dumb is so idiotic.

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3(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!

Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems. - Pikachulover1

It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!

Then the person is insulting themselves

This is so stupid - OneWayStreet

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4I don't like your pencil.

Who frigging cares? - Pikachulover1

That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.

I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil

Needs to be number one.

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5You're a nerd.

I am a nerd and its not offensive - idontknow

Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.

This one is dedicated to a guy

Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.

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6I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!

Wow... And I can find the keyboard!

I was gonna say that

I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)

I'm wondering around in space and I need a drink...

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7You don't like school. Ha Ha!

That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.

I can hate school if a want to

It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves. - Pikachulover1

I don't even understand this lame excuse of an insult

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8A hobo calls you poor.

All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.

This is so easy to make a comeback. - Pikachulover1

This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT

Um…Who's living in a house, and who's living in a box? That's a pretty easy choice, if you ask me. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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9Yo momma!

That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face

This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?

Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback

This is so irritating. Whenever I burn someone, they just shout" Yo mamma! ".

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10Poop thinks you stink

He is the one that smells

This is just great.

A guy who speaks pigeon will say ( dis guy they mell)... Thi is great

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?Yo mama so poor it took her 3 years just to give a penny
?You revolting insignificant waste of space
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11Your a self-obsessed weasel!


It's just plain stupid.

12You're so ugly you have to wear makeup

It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.

This is a good one used it many times

So stupid.. I just no.. No

13You smell like a zoo

That's offensive to zoos

Now that, hurtful#in your face

14You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you

Made me laugh for some moment

I feel ya buddy!

15I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!

Haha, very funny. At least I can keep with the times unlike you.

Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid - Berger

Wii you and game boy are both good.

Just I can't say anything - OneWayStreet

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16You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber

That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again

Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

17Not As Much As Your Face!

Haha I hear this being said too much!

Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!

What that makes no sense

Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER! - Pikachulover1

18You are poop!

5 year old saying

Not 5 year old-a 3 year old.

Ugh this is so dumb!

19If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

That's kinda stupid and kinda funny

20You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant

This is so funny I'm going to use this on my cousin j

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Poop thinks you stink
2. A hobo calls you poor.
3. Yo momma!
1. I know you are but what am I?
2. You don't like school. Ha Ha!
3. (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
1. I don't like your pencil.
2. I know you are but what am I?
3. You're dumb!

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