Worst Insults Ever
Pikachulover1These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.
The Top Ten
1I know you are but what am I?
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3A hobo calls you poor.
4(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
5You're a nerd.
6Poop thinks you stink
7I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar! More comments about I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
8Yo momma! More comments about Yo momma!
9You don't like school. Ha Ha!
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10You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
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11I don't like your pencil.
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12You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
13Not As Much As Your Face!
14Your a self-obsessed weasel!
15If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
16I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
17You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant
20you're an idiot
21You look like you were born in a car accident.
23Swag pennies have more value than you
24What is that smell? Oh it is you
25You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus
26You smell like a zoo
27Your dad told me you should have been a wank
28Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs
29You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus
30You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
31You're a worse artist that Anthony B!
32Your momma's so fat... it affects her self esteem
33You are poop!
34You are as fat as L.G
35You eat poo
36I am better than your leg
37Do your parents know you are gay?
38Remembering you is like throwing up
39It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
40Goodbye drunken mistake
41You're so stupid that Patrick is smarter than you
42You're an insensible, filthy dirt rag.
43You're a rotting, cannibalistic slug.
44You're a failed abortion.
45You revolting, morbid abomination.
46You're a diseased plague to the human race.
48You're so ugly, Bob the Builder said he can't fix that
49You're just jealous.
51You useless paperclip
52Did the short bus drop you off?
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Updated Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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