Worst Metal Songs

The Top Ten
1 The View - Metallica & Lou Reed

Metallica is ironically my favorite band, which is why I voted for this abomination.

This is the only song in the top ten that's actually bad.

its more funny then the rest of the songs

No table jokes here? I am the table

2 Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse

The Lyrics...
...
Something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your head in, until brains seep in
Through the cracks, blood does leak
Distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abscess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
Facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing... cranial... contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
(end)
now what you think?

3 Hitler Was a Sensitive Man - A*** C***

This... I just can't explain.

Horrible content.

4 Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck - A*** C***

Lol was this directed at Eric Clapton?

5 Get Crunk - Brokencyde

Let's been realistic... in what universe brokencyde are metal?

Not real metal.

6 Baby Killer - Devourment

The singer's abilities are downright incredible.

7 Bewitched - Blood On the Dance Floor

Hate blood on the dance floor, if this is metal no wonder people who listen to slayer or megadeth are considered satanists.

Why are songs like this classified as metal when they clearly aren't?

Blood on the Dance Floor are NOT metal at all. They're electropop. So why are they on the list?

How the hell this crap is a style of metal?

8 I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You - A*** C***

Knocks bohemian rhapsody out of the water

This is a masterpiece.

9 Return of the Warlord - Manowar

What? How is this song bad?!

10 Murdered in the Basement - Six Feet Under

This song kicks ass! So does hammer smashed face and why you people hate these songs?

The Contenders
11 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin

I had to include this. I just had to.

It's actually a rap song.

12 Surrounded by Silence - Design the Skyline
13 Kill Your Mother / Rape Your Dog - Dying Fetus

What a piece of crap

14 Colony of Birchmen - Mastodon

HELL NO! If you consider this one of the worst metal song then you have no taste in real music.

Mastodon is awesome

15 Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit

Limp bizkit is the worst band of all time

16 Doris - Suicide Silence

Its not that bad to be honest

Its pretty bad

17 P**** - Rammstein

What is the problem with this? I like the other rammstein songs

Haha, this song isn't metal at all.

18 Bats - Tourniquet
19 I Won't Cry for You - Black Sabbath

The worst song off Forbidden it's so poppy and awful

Forbidden is the worst black sabbath album ever.

20 Dragon Tower - Keep of Kalessin
21 In the End - Black Veil Brides

Listen to the Linkin Park and Anthrax song of the same name they are 1000 times better than this awful monstrosity

This song doesn't really sound like Metal to me

Sounds more like post-grunge/alt rock stuff.

Stupid emo garbage.

22 Death to Jesus - Deicide
23 Bleed - Soulfly
24 Shut Up and Love Me - The Dead Exs
25 Pull Harder On the Strings or Something or Other - Trivium

Its obviously than this list is a crap

1- only are a little bands that are a really crap (limp bizkit, BVB, iwrestedtheblablabla)
But are so good bands in the top, seriously, trivium, mastodon and cannibal corpse are on the top?

This list are a crap, and pull harder on the strings of your martyr are a good song

Now this is just lazy as hell. If you can't think of the song name then just don't PUT IT! Or look it up. Don't put something or other on it. It makes you sound stupid

Its pull harder on the strings of your martyr

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