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THIS MOVIE HAS SUCH A TERRIBLE STORYLINE
The jackasses did every thing wrong with this adaptation. right down from the live action Cat and his two Things, to the sexual innuendos, the double entendres, saying and spelling out bad words, and even a reference to Judas Priest. I mean, what little kid is going to listen to Judas Priest? It's not even a kid's band! Parents, if hear any good reviews or trailers about this movie, do not, and I repeat do not take your kids to see this movie. it's nothing but a disgraceful raping of Dr Seuss's classic story that will damage your kids for life.
This is what happens when you take a 15 page book and try to turn it into a actual movie simply horrendous I understand they will now be coming out with a green eggs and ham movie I can't imagine how that's going to go
Even the book is better (they both suck)V47 Comments
Few jokes that were funny, but the first one was way better. And that's only because it had somewhat of a plot. Oh boo hoo Lenny's too rich and his kids are too spoiled so they move back to his home town, and they plan a party the day of.
I don't normally get bored of movies, but I have to admit I didn't finish this one. The jokes weren't that bad, but they weren't enough to really keep me looking at the screen. It was just extremely boring! - RaineSage
The first one was epic, it had a vacation to the lake with all the amusing activities they do, an additional water
This movie had no plot and everything was so predictable and disgusting.V24 Comments
This film is crude and absurd, with a generous helping of annoying. Which is a wonder why I enjoy it.
It really is hard to explain why one would enjoy this film and I'm not looking to sway anyone's opinion on the flick, but I am at leas hoping you can understand why I do like it.
Tom Green is annoying as hell throughout the film and they make it seem like he is an unsung hero. He also lives with his parents, with a father who cannot stand his son. There is also a running joke where a kid gets maimed every scene he is in, which is sometimes hard to take in.
But it is the absurd nature of the film that draws me in to its insane little world and it holds my head down, giving me no time to breathe. It is almost like surrealistic art in its badness. Or more appropriately, anti-art.
I can certainly understand why people hate this film, but it will always have a place in my heart.
How in the world is this not in the top ten?
This movie should be number 2 on this list. And number 4 should be food fight. I actually kind off like the last airbender except for the characters names. This movie has too many sausage jokes, ding dong jokes, and bad acting. Tom green was director, producer, and main actor in this movie (that's one reason this movie sucks and why we never see Him anymore). The movie is disturbing and gross and won 5 golden raspberrys (it deserves those loser awards for sucking).
Sounds stupidV22 Comments
This movie was pretty funny but the plot was all wishy washy and never stayed in one place. I read about Nintendo's original idea (They ended up not being the ones who made the movie though, so please don't blame them) and it sounded pretty good, and while this isn't terrible, it's a disappointment considering that its namesake is the most famous and well known video game on the planet. The three lead actors who played Mario, Luigi, and Koopa thought the production was a nightmare. If you wanna see Denis Hopper at his best, watch speed. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Movie is not a good adaptation, but is a good comedy. If they made a Mario bros movie were the characters look exactly like the characters in the games it would probably be really expensive. It was funny when Mario said his last name was Mario and luigi's last name was Mario. I have this movie on dvd.(I might watch this movie again soon). This movie was more like Nintendo on steroids.
Games made off of movies are normally pretty good, but movies made off of games, however, are normally horrible. - username34
Nothing at all like the characters in the game. Nothing good about this piece of filth. I hate humanity after watching this. The only two movies worse than this are Jack and Jill and Double Dragon movie - VicarSlayer23V38 Comments
Transformers is a something that kids love, so why is there so much cursing in it? The writing is just crap!
Wow. This movie sucked hard, or at least the second half did. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a great action scene but this one was so boring. Just a bunch of robots fighting in the desert. I can't even stay awake during this film. I've never really liked transformers. This movie actually gave me a good reason to hate it even more. The fighting was actually getting to the point where it was extremely boring. I left the room cause it was so terrible. But I will give props to Dark of the Moon because that was an amazing film an I loved it - dragonfly99
The original Transformers cartoon and the show on Cartoon Network are for kids. Transformers films like this are not for kids because of cursing.
The third film is the best, the first one is the second best, the fourth film is the third best and this one is the worst. This is the worst Transformers movie and the worst film of 2009.
The whole entire Transformers series is so awful and every movie is filled with pointless killing.V42 Comments
I was so angry! I loved the first two movies in the home alone series and #3 was OK, but this was disappointing.
I watched this with my neighbors and an old friend and everybody agreed that it was a terrible way to end the series.
Worst movie ever seriously Kevin is nine years old when he was ten in Home Alone 2 Marv is no longer with Harry but in his clothes the movie is set in the early to mid 1990s and it has a high tech mansion and also a gadget that is voice activated so it is the worst burglar proof home ever it seems like it was 2002 Kevin was born in 1982 not 1993
Crappy actors playing people that were great in the first and second one and it's so cheesy. They should of ended after number 3
What are you thinking I love home alone but not 4V32 Comments
It's Not Even In The Top Ten? OR Let Alone, NUMBER 1?! Man, they never should have turned that show into a movie. Or let alone made the show - greatesttop10s
This movie is banned in some Asian countries because parents don't want kids to watch this movie. This movie had poor box office numbers. The visuals look like they were made by a 1 year old. And the movie has no fans.
If Barney is the best role model, what have we done to this world?! - TornadoTemper
The egg is the answerV25 Comments
After watching both of Nostalgia Critic's reviews of both Baby Geniuses and Baby Geniuses 2 I can easy put these movies on the worst movies of all time list
I remember when I was 5 and my older brother was about 6 or 7 and he was begging my parents to buy this movie for him. I looked at the cover and even back then I knew this movie was going to be cheesy and stupid!
57? My god this deserve the same position as never say never got, the movie is only in first because is a Justin Bieber movie, but seriously, HOW THE HELL FORGET THIS ONE?
Satan directed part 1 and this one.V12 Comments
I saw this and it reminded me a lot of Moulin Rouge. It is a musical that features a soundtrack comprised of many popular songs, these being rock songs from around the 80s or so.
That being said, I dislike this film, mainly because the leads were so bland and uninteresting that I could not get behind it. Now, all the side characters were alright and I did enjoy them some. They were not enough to save the film for me, however, especially when the leads go through the typical misunderstandings about their love and then we have to see them mope around about it.
Overall, not the worst I have seen but far from the best.
What?! Someone added this to the list?! Come on this is one movie that I could over and over again! Take this off the list!
I love this movie because it's got Tom Cruise and a soundtrack full of 80s Glam metal
How is this movie on this list at all? It's actually a better than average children's movie.
I read the book and it's too long and so much bad words. The movie is way better than the book but weird animations
Oh come on! This movie was amazing
But it is amazing movieV7 Comments
Shut Up! I Like Superman! He's Not Lame!
I loved this movie not the worst but not the best
Every body shut up respect peoples opinions
Superman is super lameV11 Comments
I just want to die, because of this film!
If anyone could have foreseen the "Wrecking ball" music video, They would have fired Miley Cyrus.
This is one of the worst movies I've ever watched in my life, it made absolute no sense and it was boring as hell.
Luckily, hannah Montana's career went out the window. Thank you Disney!V19 Comments
Out of all the live action cartoons adaptations this movie or Flintstones in viva rock vegas has to be the worst THIS MOVIE NEEDS MORE HATE!
Screw little girls' stuff anyways!
Well, the movie wasn't that bad, but my God the characters are complete asses, especially jade and Chloe, the only character I liked or sympathized with was Jasmin or Yasmine because all of e characters were so cruel to her I couldn't honestly tell if they were friends.
The actors didn't even try in this movie. - poopmckenzieV14 Comments
Stop bashing Episode I,it is an awesome movie
This movie is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Episode 2 is the worst because of one word: Padme. How the hell do people dislike Empire Strikes Back? Do you not have eyes? Or a soul?
Movie wasn't as good as I thought it would be. Attack of the clones and the force awakens were worse (they suck). This movie could have been better. If you want to watch a good Star Wars movie go watch episodes 3 and 4
I liked episode 4,5,6 and 7. 1,2, and 3 were just crap reallyV26 Comments
Sharks cannot roar. However, Roaring has been reported by some victims of shark attacks. What happens is that if a shark attacks when slightly below the surface, large amounts of water can rush into it's gullet. When the air is then forced out, it makes a "roaring" Sound.
The Original Uncut Ending of this Movie is Better than the Ending where the Shark gets Impaled and Blows Up. This Ending had the Shark impaled and sinks to the bottom of the ocean
If Steven Spielberg directed this, this movie would have been way better than it actually is. But no. Also, sharks cannot roar, proving the directors didn't think the entire thing through and that this movie is terrible. And they only made this movie to get money out of unsuspecting citizens who loved the original Jaws movie.
Sharks are actually docile. They should be scared of us!V13 Comments
Brilliant film! The humour is fabulous and I love the throwback 80's feel to it! Definitely an underground classic!
My Favorite Movie! If you don't like it, that's probably because you don't get the humour in the stupididy!
Oh I love this movie! I admit at times
It's sorta weird and for others it might
Be kinda dull, there's not much action. But it makes up for it by being super funny
Best movie everV54 Comments
In case you've never heard of this, it's a movie about a tire that's alive and can blow people up with just it's mind. That alone should put this movie in the top ten. It's meant to be a horror movie but I was laughing the entire time. That should secure it a spot at #1
This movie is so dumb its hilarious. It is a tire (named Robert) who comes to life and blows people up with his telekinetic powers. Spoiler: at the end, he is killed, and is reincarnated as a tricycle and kills a guy in a wheelchair and rides off to Hollywood, whilst summoning a convoy of tires - ryanrimmel
If I were literally dieing of boredom somehow, I would not watch this movie again. I felt stupid and ashamed for watching the whole thing. I kept thinking "maybe at the end something profound will happen that will justify the time I just waisted... or just redeem the whole experience somehow", but no. It was an abomination from start to finish!
Where's the list for "So bad it's awesome" movies?V14 Comments
I never thought anything could beat out Plan 9 From Outer Space, but this one did it. It was as though to 12 year old kids made a movie, and had nothing better to write than fart jokes. I'm astounded that this movie was made, distributed and shows up on my movie channels.
What else can I say? I'm struggling to fully express just how excruiciatingly bad this movie really is.
Plan Nine from Outer Space is bad, it's fun to watch. A guilty pleasure that's fun to make fun of. "Meet the Spartan's" can't be that because while watching the "comedy" you are insulted. It insults you as a movie-goer. It insults you as an adult with a brain. And it REALLY insults you if you spend money to watch it.
From the beginning of the movie to the end (a varitable lifetime goes by waiting for this movie to end. I think time goes faster when you're on a stairmaster) you see one gross, immature, unfunny gag after another in a movie that has no continuity, rhythm or storyline. And like I ...more - corebare32
They just took two random movies and swapped them together. I mean meet the parents combined with 300? What the hell do these two have in common? You can't do that. It looks half assed and lazy at worse. There were even rumors that seltzer and friedberg didn't even see the films they were mocking. They just saw early production pictures from the set and shouted "make it look like that! " and I wouldn't be shocked if that was the truth. The need for their movie to put in references to other movies got so bad that they didn't even need to have anything in common with it.
300 rules * * meet the spartans and the director the producer and the rest... thank you...
Carmen Electra is gorgeous, but the rest of the film feels clutteredV6 Comments
An embarassment to the best Anime ever
This should be a the top of the worst movies... They butchered everything! Even if you don't like Dragon Ball, you can feel this movie was an insult - jdrobles
Live action Dragonball just doesn't do it for me. Please stick to anime Dragonball. That's where you're great. - HeavyDonkeyKong
This movie is an insult to the original legend known as DBZ. Should be renamed 'Dragon Ball Degeneration' - Goku02V16 Comments
This could have been the next lord of the rings. But because these idiotic directors ruined the movie, chris paolini's fame took a nosedive. - TKDCats312
Oh, my God, I was laughing throughout the entire movie. Which is interesting, considering that the movie was meant to be dramatic.
I fell asleep during this movie and when I woke up It was still boring and then I switched it off and you probaly get the point now
The books are beyond amazing, but this movie is horrible and completely different from the series. Read the books before watching this trashV28 Comments
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