Worst Places to Hide a Dead Body
If, on the weirdest circumstances, you have a corpse with you, these are the worst places to hide a dead body.If you do this, you'll be a dead body yourself.
You may as well wear an "arrest me! " Sign
No, it probably belongs in the morgue. Sorry for frightening you pregnant mothers and babies...
This would be dumb
Queen: Well, let's have dinner, shall we?
{opens}
Queen: Oh dear... (Faints... )
Waiter: I thought you wanted a bologna sandwich. Isn't bologna made of dead people anyways?
That horrible sight of a dead body in the toilet, and not noticing it before going.
That awkward moment when you realize the skeleton for anatomy was a real skeleton...
You'll probably barf after seeing a dead body at a restaurant. It would stink like rotten meat, and because you'll think that he/she died because of the food.
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How to get kicked out of the park almost instantly.
And If you look on the right, you'll see, ! There's a dead body being eaten by the hippopotamus! Run everyone! Women and children first!
The kids TOTALLY won’t be scarred for life at all after witnessing such a beautiful, breathtaking sight!
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The dead body will time travel to a time when the person was alive, causing a time paradox that will cause the universe to be ripped apart. And Daleks to kick your butt
Because you would probably lose it in there and it would just sit there and rot and then the Tardis would smell
Vultures are better
...Actually, now that I think about it, that'd be a fantastic place to hide it.
The dead never bothered me anyway!
Well, I mean, at least if you're Edgar Allan Poe.
You'd have two dead bodies to hide if she came across it.
Someone might slam it