Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas Tree
How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!
Hate baubles that smash? This is worse!
If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right?
Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes!
Wonder how many nuclear scientists actually try this?
You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree.
The cat will destroy the tree.
As if, I'm allergic to them
It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this.
I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while.
Would this be the most precarious thing ever?
You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it.
Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.
Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver
Oh my giddy aunt! Eyeballs?! Makes you wonder how you would come by them in the first place!
Super list, Posthing!
All I need to say is that this is just plain disgusting.
This has got to be the wierdest must be number 1
I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop.
It would be way to big for a Christmas tree
This one would not end well.
That would be hard
That one time when Taylor swift is better...
I would LIKE coal from Santa then
Cuts down tree and puts in a fire
What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here.
Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house!
Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it!
How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done
It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit!
It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.
"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "
Honey did you turn the flamethrower on? Yes and now the trees on fire
Never would I do that
Unless its kids around the ages of 3-5 and they made Peppa Pig tree decorations lol.