Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas Tree

The Top Ten
1 A Grenade

How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!

Hate baubles that smash? This is worse!

2 A Can of Oil With a Candle Below

If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right?

3 Uranium

Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes!

Wonder how many nuclear scientists actually try this?

4 The Cat

You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree.

The cat will destroy the tree.

As if, I'm allergic to them

5 A Super-Strong Convex Lens

It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this.

I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while.

6 A Larger, Fully Decorated Christmas Tree

Would this be the most precarious thing ever?

7 Your Phone

You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it.

8 Eyeballs

Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.

Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver

Oh my giddy aunt! Eyeballs?! Makes you wonder how you would come by them in the first place!
Super list, Posthing!

All I need to say is that this is just plain disgusting.

This has got to be the wierdest must be number 1

9 Your Car

I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop.

It would be way to big for a Christmas tree

This one would not end well.

That would be hard

10 Justin Bieber Albums

That one time when Taylor swift is better...

I would LIKE coal from Santa then

Cuts down tree and puts in a fire

The Contenders
11 Your Appendix

What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here.

12 Condom
13 A Toilet

Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house!

14 Another Christmas Tree

Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it!

15 Earth

How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done

16 Underwear
17 A Whale
18 Jupiter

It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit!

19 Your Boss

It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.

"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "

20 Road Kill
21 A Flamethrower

Honey did you turn the flamethrower on? Yes and now the trees on fire

22 Barney Ornament
23 Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". Despite her controversial songs, Brent Staples from "The New York Times" claimed her to be 'the most influential female rapper of all time', presumably distinctive for her fast flow and her use of alter egos with Cockney accent. She has endorsed Adidas, MAC Cosmetics and Pepsi. Minaj has received ten Grammy-nominations throughout her career, and has won multiple awards including the Billboard's Women in Music 2011 Rising Star award.

Never would I do that

24 A picture of Justin Bieber
25 A Peppa Pig Ornament

Unless its kids around the ages of 3-5 and they made Peppa Pig tree decorations lol.

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