Worst Shows On BabyFirst

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The Top Ten
1 Tec the Tractor

I swear. You so called adults on here don't understand that the CHILDREN who watch the BABY FIRST channel do not care what things look like. As adults we see things differently, sure some of the shows, almost all of them, are on a show string budget, but it what they are trying to teach kids is what PARENTS should be teaching kids in the first place. So don't call the shows dumb or any other derogatory remark. Remember these shows are not made for people who are supposedly adults and remember they are made for kids under the age of 6. I have a 14 month old grand daughter who loves TEC the TRACTOR and a 3 year old who loves COLOR CREW and the TICK TOCK mice. I would rather she watch that than PAW PATROL. My oldest grand daughter is also learning to count with our help and baby first T.V.. SO the shows are not like watching Star Wars or Guardians of the Galaxy etc. but what they are designed for works, no matter what they look like or sound like. Look at them the way your kids do. If there is a show I can't stand is that ZUMBINI instructor. That lady is skinny but what she teaches the parents and the kids and the way she does it, is great. She teaches them coordination, and some times the kids are more coordinated than the parents, now that is funny. So I have to give her a grade of A for the way she does it.

2 Squeak

So I looked this up and there are 50 episodes a season and the episodes are 1 hour.
If you were to watch the whole season at once. You'd be watching this for 50 hours

They are so unbelievably stupid that I wonder if they are trying to be dumb. Especially TOOT. Who names a rat toot anyway?

My kids love the songs. Great musical writer for this program. I wish creativity continued in today's animated films.

3 The Notekins

Creepy show. I don't know what's the most annoying aspect of the show...the small close-set black eyes, their toothpick legs, the fact that the leader has a noticeable lisp, the repeated use of YAY every time they do something, or their ignorance when it comes to encountering an obstacle.

Notekins are a great musical program. My daughter loves the music and all the different characters. If you pay attention each character represents a different sound that way children learn about music. These are programs for babies not for ignorant adults to comment.

Spending their free time visiting a crappy instrument. It takes them about 2 hours (5 minutes in human time) because stuff are blocking their way. The always go ABOVE it. I have always wondered why they just can't go AROUND.

4 Zumbini Time

Hmm..where do I even start?! It's lead by this really creepy woman who makes the freakiest facial expressions and has the scariest voice... When she talks, it literally sounds like "bleh! " She sounds like a witch doctor who's doing some type of satanic ritual in order to raise the dead... Also, she looks and moves like a big, tall money-snake! She is so tall and skinny and she slithers and pounds her fists! To top it all off, the babies on the show look totally uninterested and/or scared! They're just forced to sit there pretty much. I saw that one even tried to escape. I could see the look of horror on the childrens' faces, especially when the scary lady got close to them! Those poor little things probably have nightmares every night now and are probably scarred for life!

The concept of Zumbini Time is great but they really need to get a different instructor for the show. I get it, she's supposed to be full of energy and overly animated for the kids but she doesn't have to bug her eyes out and look around at the kids with her mouth open wide like she's fixing to eat them. She's a little too extra for my taste.. My daughter loves music too and she crawls off every time this show comes on.

5 Harry the Bunny

Well here's a list of all the things I hate about Harry the Bunny
1 he laughed at a blue ball! Inappropriate right
2 he asks obvious questions like come on kids know this crap. If he was eating watermelon he would wonder why there was a pile of watermelon seeds in front of him or her!
3 his face looks like a butt and he sounds weird.
4 he looks creepy my 2 10 year old friends got creeped out by him.
The actors probably had to get paid 1m per episode so after 8 long dark episodes they quit cause they were rich.

This show is so stupid. My baby brother loves it. All harry does is laugh at inappropriate times and when he draws, it looks worse than a 3 year olds. And one time, he drew a strawberry, It was a circle with 2 dots. Don't let your kids watch this!

Harry the bunny relates to children since he acts as a child. That's why kids love him. These shows are for children not some bored adults. Go watch something else if you hate this show so much.

6 Shushybye

The old man/ train conductor... Is there actually to take your children to Dreamland or to the world beyond he looks like a corse raised from the dead. How the heck does this help children to go to sleep? And the horrid costumes they the singers have made me want to hurl at at the T.V then smash it with a steel bat with producing spikes to smash it to rubble then sell it's scraps. The train conductor sings to you to put you to sleep, but rather than putting you to sleep they mentally kill you on the insides of your soul crushing your heart, mind.

Again another great song writer and music. Love the different genres of music they perform. I wish the Shushybyes would go on tour. This program is a lot better than whats out there for babies and toddlers.

The guy singing seems like he wants the spotlight and not the characters. Less of him and more character time could make it better.

7 Hide and Seek

Every time Sammy or Eve gets close to the acorn, and one of them clap when one of them is close to the acorn! It's annoying! One of them should tell the other one that they are close to the acorn out loud with their mouths!

Meh. It's ok, but, are the squirrels blind or something? They put the acorn in plain view, and they can't even find it without the help of the other squirrel! Not the best but not the worst.

They can come with better places to hide the acorn.

8 Tillie Knock Knock

Tillie is uber-stupid. How does she live on her own but have no clue what a door knock sounds like. Clearly needs some assisted living or euthanasia.

Tillie just guesses who is at the the door instead just opening the STUPID DOOR because she is very stupid.

Creepy! I don't like the idea of it teaching my kid to open doors if the person isn't announcing who they are!

9 Peekaboo

I hate this show! It scared the crap out of me when I was younger! BabyFirst T.V., what were you thinking?! The character with the blue costume gave me nightmares! I hope this show gets cancelled soon!

My daughter now loves playing peekaboo because of this program. This is a fun character.

Same as Harry the Bunny. Completely boring and pointless.

10 VocabuLARRY

What a catchy theme song. I had this song playing over in my head for a week. This is a great T.V. program. My kids have learned a lot when we all watch and learn.

Very repetitive. Larry acts like he's mentally disabled.

Larry is kinda stupid, but tolerable.

The Contenders
11 Bonnie Bear

This one sucks. The theme song is so utterly boring I found myself sleeping in the first 10 seconds of the gosh dang episode!

Why would you do this BabyFirst? It's all your fault!

Too slow paced, not a good show for babies.

12 Rainbow Horse

This show is disturbing. The "Rainbow" Horse, floats along and farts on everything with magical sparkles of poo and suddenly colors appear. My daughter goes around farting and crapping on things now expecting them to change colors. Once I found her painting the walls with her crap, she's 5 years! Thanks Rainblow horse, for undoing months of potty training! This show deserves to be thrown into a dumpster of failure and misery of imagination and creativity. I would want to canceled this show than laugh at the Rainblow Horse's pathetic face, then tell her how she was a total failure in life from the start.

She takes a crap on the wall and it changes colors. Nice. Just what 2 year olds need to see.

All she does is wave her butt at pictures and then it magically becomes colored.

13 Color Crew

This is a neat show. Who doesn't love coloring. We love watching this together and singing the fun songs.

All they do is just see whist he color of the day then they color.

I like color crew. My kids love it. So I'm happy with this show.

14 Mio Mao

This is a neat show. Nobody does good old fashion claymation anymore. I gibe major props to these creators. This is an older show but that's what makes it great. I love the music and I think Sesame Street stole thid theme song for Elmos world. Shame on you sesame street.

I like this one. The animation is great!

Mio and Mao is awful and it's clay.

15 The Dance Time Boys

They are very rude and are not teaching kids respect or anything proper. I feel this show goes against what baby first stands for and have watched a whole lot less baby first since they added them.

I totally agree I see no purpose for the "Dance Time boys" they can definitely do better than this and maybe find boys or girls who can actually dance' I guess nobody went to auditions?

You people have no lives to have the nerve to call two 8 yr old kids stupid. The show is for kids to move around have fun not for grown adults to enjoy that's why must kids like it and not you dorks.

16 Sukey's Circle

This lady is so creepy. She is way worse than the Zumbini lady.

Her songs are annoying.

17 Petey Paintbrush

Um, where do I start, with this failure of a show? First off, Petey looks like some murderous freak who is waiting to steal your children once you leave the room. His face is by far the most hideous thing I ever seen in my entire lifetime. I remember getting nightmares about Petey in my sleep. I wish I could just throw him into a dumpster that is set on fire. His wood job is disgusting and his voice sounds worse than Hiccup's in How to Train your Dragon. Also, what's with the disturbing sound effects of the paint? It sounds as if he is trying to lick something out of existence. I also have found these sounds in my nightmares. Every time I happen to catch a glimpse of this show, I already feel half my brain cells withering away and dying. Thanks Petey the Paintbrush for depleting my opportunities in life and making the failure I am today. All of my mistakes in life, I owe to Petey, for the worthless piece of junk he is. Petey's voice dub is also as thoroughly agonising to watch. It burns my eyes and ears as I both notice his trashy voice syncing and his squealing puberty voice. His voice transcends all space and time as something that is so bad that it can break apart people's ears. Whats worse, is that Petey's purpose is to paint. However, he evens fails at his one simple job in life. Petey's artistic skills are severely lacking, and not even my little sister can admire his garbage of a drawing. I am no art critic, but I can tell that any art critic will in 2.5 seconds throw his drawings in the nearest trash can (and maybe put it on fire, it's that bad). Sorry Petey, that your also a failure in life, and that your worthlessness expands from your own miserable self to others on the fourth wall. If I could have my revenge I would, but not today. I can not even dare to breath such riveting infuriation that I feel towards Petey the Paintbrush. The single thing that made my life a living death sentence.

18 Numbers Around the Globe

Here are 3 penguins, 1 2 3. And they all fell down 1 2 3. And they all got up 1 2 3. So boring and repetitive

Here are 4 lions, looking like the are ready to eat the viewer!

Team Umizoomi is better.

19 Musti

Musti is older than Hello Kitty. Another older T.V. program. I prefer Musti. My kids love this show. I like the lessons learned for kids to understand. Hello Kitty is a knock off of Musti.

Musti reminds me of Tec the Tractor in a way. The plot goes nowhere, and there is literally no reason kids would learn by watching it.

The show is super slow and boring; it doesn't hold my kid's attention like most other shows do.

20 Li'l Vinnie's Art

It's extremely illegal to do graffiti on famous sexy pictures. Little Vinnie says EHHH! To say hello, which is annoying. Lil Vinnie is teaching the kids that painting over famous paintings is legal so, Lil Vinnie should go to jail for 40 years. That's why you shouldn't watch Lil Vinnies Art. One more way that you can go to jail for.

This show is very annoying because Vinnie can't speakly clearly and properly. For example, instead of saying "hello" he says "EH! " Also, he's always drawing grafitti over famous paintings. This could teach children that it's OK to draw pictures over the nice pictures in their parents' house or at public places.

Why would Little Vinnie draw on pictures in the museum?! That teaches kids to draw on walls, or on family pictures, painting on museum pictures is completely illegal, I hope Li'l Vinnie goes to jail for that!

21 GooGoo

This show is so retarded and it has no meaning to it! It's about a baby just laughing at everything for no reason! There is no purpose watching it! His laugh drives me insane! What happened to childhood shows!?!? Shows I watched as a kid were a lot better! It's sad seeing kids these days watch newer shows like paw patrol, pj masks, baby first, doc mc stuffins, blaze, and other new dumb shows, or just watch random suprise egg videos or videos of unboxing a lot of toys and other stuff toddlers watch on YouTube.

My granddaughter loves GooGoo and now they have brought GaaGaa out. She loves both of them it's perfect for her age.

22 Bloop and Loop

Haven't gotten the time to watch this particular show, but obviously, like every other show on this channel, it is terrible.

This isn't very good, but not very bad either. Haven't watched this one that much.

What? BabyFirst, you hate it? It's your show! You love it! Why do you hate it?

23 Juno Baby

Everything about this show is just awful. All of the voices sound hideous (especially that pink thing). Their loud, shrill voices would either wake a baby up out of their sound sleep or give the baby unbearable nightmares! Also, that pink puppet acts really annoying to the other characters and makes irritating noises (like when it kept zipping a zipper up and down). It's tone makes my ears feel like bleeding and it's really ugly!

That pink bunny looks so ugly. It has no nose and it looks like an alien!

You're right! The pink alien is very ugly!

24 Looi

Why in the hell is this the worst show?! I love this show, so whoever add it must hate imagination...

This show isn't bad. I think this show is neutral.

25 Suzy's Zoo

There is absolutely nothing negative about this show. It seems like everyone on this website is a miserable, low class, trash of a human being. You're all tearing down T.V. shows designed for BABIES AND TODDLERS! Lmfao you people are a joke and should have been swallowed.

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