Worst Songs of All Time

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81 Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5

This is the song that got the band going downhill. Definitely one of the worst songs I've listened to this decade.

This should be number one, totally annoying, everything about it, the whistling, the lyrics, and what is mick jagger like 80 years old. don't think he moves to well

Bad song, true. Agree with everything you say, but actually if you saw a video of Mick Jagger performing recently, you'd be surprised! He can still move - VaticanCameos

Cheesy and laughably bad. So bad it's almost good. - Spark_Of_Life

Did they just make a pop song? Dammit, Maroon 5 is lost in mainstream. - TheAwesomeBrosVotes

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82 Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

Why is this even on the bad song list? I guess it can be annoying to some people, but not to everyone. It's actually fun to bust out into it.

When Gwen moved to pop, she lost it. Gwen was 35 at the time of its release in a song filled with annoying cheerleader chants and lyrics a good 20 years below her age. The overchanting of "S*** is Bananas" is an absolute embarrassment to an artist who released the power ballad "Don't Speak" nine years prior.

This song may be a borderline unlistenable wreck with some of the most immature lyrics in a pop song, but hey, at least it isn't Spark the Fire. *gag* - WonkeyDude98

Years later, I still don't know what in the actual heck a hollaback girl is.

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83 Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz

This is the worst song I've ever heard. The whole rappers who think there in a 80s hair band thing is probably the worst idea of all time. - ChrisHenry

This song is stupid. Why is "Fireflies" on this list? It's a whimsical song with beautiful melody. This song is uninspired and annoying.

This song makes Limp Bizkit's pathetic attempts to blend rock and rap sound like a masterpiece. What were they thinking when they released this?

By far the worst song ever

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84 Surrounded by Silence - Design the Skyline

Come on boys, THIS is what we should be hating on. The instruments are off beat, the vocals are terrible, a lot of autotune has been used and need I say anything more? The reaction to this song was so BAD that people threatened Victory records to unsign the band.

I hate these verb the noun bands honestly they all suck

Why hasn't this made to the top ten? It's worse than Brokencyde, more hilarious than BOTDF and absolute trash compared to Bring Me The Horizon.

Why is this only number 142? , it's the worst song of all time

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85 Whistle - Flo Rida Whistle - Flo Rida

Aw, isn't this cute? Now kids will be singing a song about blow jobs with Their friends and family everywhere they go.

It would be much better if this song was about kissing and not blow jobs. Everyone who didn't know what it was about loved it and Flo Rida could have actually made his first decent song, but the truth was revealed and he comes off as a sick pervert. Sounds great and I wish I could like this song, but I don't because of it's theme.

My friend had his first kiss to this song! Thinking it was about kissing.

Stupid song and all my school likes it

Lyrics: You just put your lips together and you whistle baby AR

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86 Love Me - Lil Wayne Love Me - Lil Wayne

I'm going to TRY to list all the problems of this song, but I don't know if I can because of how many there are. Well I did it for the much worse Anaconda, so I guess I can.

First off, the original uncensored title. Second, the chorus by Future and Drake, the former being the worst rapper of 2013 and the latter never having had anywhere near as much talent as a rapper than an R&B singer. They sound so unenthusiastic and depressed, even if the lyrics are meant to say otherwise, and the production of the chorus in particular is depressing and slow which doesn't flow at all with Lil Wayne's verses which at least have some kind of energy, even if it isn't much. This causes exactly what you don't want in a song leading to a chorus: a reverse crescendo. They don't sound like they are enjoying themselves at all and their lyrics don't make up for it, especially Drake's.

Next up is the verses. The production is still unfittingly dark even if it gained some kind of impact and ...more - WonkeyDude98

Worst rap song I've ever heard. Terrible beat, disgusting, vomit-worthy lyrics, lazy performance, and a creepy-ass music video.

The lyrics sucks terribly. It just made it mug worse to add Future and Drake into this song.

This song is even more sexist than Blurred Lines.

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87 Hit the Quan - Iheartmemphis Hit the Quan - Iheartmemphis

No seriously, what even is a Quan? I know this is a nightclub song and you're not supposed to pay attention to the lyrics, but this song just sounds hilariously awful, worse than Watch Me.

Horrible one hit wonder from a horrible band we're never going to hear from again. At least this one had lyrics, unlike WATCH ME. - Spark_Of_Life

The only thing we should be hitting is Iheartmemphis, the weed junkie who sings this crap's, face. - Swellow

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88 Karate Chop - Future Karate Chop - Future

Future is awful, his songs are awful. The end.

Future is the most untalented artist of all time. Bieber at least can sing, he just is uber commercial. Future? He mumbles over autotune. Enough said.

Just for clarification, this is the song with the infamous reference to Emmett Till. - Swellow

Future sucks

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89 It's On Like Donkey Kong - Blood On the Dance Floor It's On Like Donkey Kong - Blood On the Dance Floor

Now turn it off before it poisons the minds of adolescent girls! - Swellow

It's already poisoned the minds of adolescent girls

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90 She Bangs - Ricky Martin She Bangs - Ricky Martin

Its so bad, its good. William Hung did a great job of demonstrating that.

It breaks my heart to see a Ricky Martin song on this list. And I really liked Livin' La Vida Loca. - MilesW1998

William Hung does that song justice.

This song isn't bad. The only thing that disturbs me is the title. - Powerfulgirl10

91 Laffy Taffy - D4L Laffy Taffy - D4L

This dude's voices sounds like he is high on acid. It is worse than some, albeit not all, of the songs in the Top 10, let alone the 106 songs above this. This song is a disgrace to music, and sending it into a black hole would still be a kind fate for this atrocity.

Apart from the vocals that sound like everyone got high on coke, the lyrics are an even more disgusting manner, though there is one lyric that is incredibly bad:
"They call me Jolly Rancher, because I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time, OH MY GOD! "
Oh please, a Jolly Rancher shrinks when you suck it, and the more and more you suck the sweet, it gets softer.
So yeah, pretty stupid song. - Swellow

I remember when this song first came out. Yes, a very horrible excuse for a song. Using candy in sexual terms is so overrated like Lil Wayne.

The vocals are painful

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92 Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna

How is this not higher? This is her worst out there and it's her pretending to be a thug when she herself was a victim of domestic violence.

Heard 10 seconds, said "This sucks! ", and flipped it IMMEDIATELY.

How Waiting For The End from Linkin Park is higher than this pain-inducing stain at all is beyond me.

My moms old friend used to play this song everyday all the time in her car. I HATE this song so much.

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93 Jam (Turn It Up) - Kim Kardashian Jam (Turn It Up) - Kim Kardashian

You all waited for this

Beat: This is literally just a percussion piece. It's loud but underweight and clattery but lacks substance.

Vocals: I suppose she isn't awful (at least not as much as I thought she would be, given she's the least talented celebrity of all time), but she isn't good. Her voice is an absolute monotony and don't match up to the fun of the lyrics. It's like Scream and Shout if Kim Kardashian tried to make it.

Lyrics: Lousy, generic party lyrics.

KK has no charisma, no personality, and no talent. 0/5 - WonkeyDude98

Wait.. Kim Kardashian actually released a song? As if Kanye wasn't enough. I resign from life.

This is easily the worst song ever

What the hell as if Bieber and kanye make are ears bleed this will make your ears bleed even more

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94 Hakuna Matata - The Lion King Hakuna Matata - The Lion King

People who get angry don't think and don't listen

Misunderstanding would lead to horrible problems

Song means one thing. it means this song is crap. if you love the song that I feel so sorry for you

This song encourages people to be child molesters

TLK is kinda overrated now this song kinda gets boring. Soorereeeyy - AlphaQ

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95 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo

This is basically a much worse version of Pitbull and Chris Brown's "International Love". It's slimy, racist, ear-grating, and cocky. 2 Chainz makes it even worse. The one thing making it better than Trumpets and Whatcha Say is the beat. - WonkeyDude98

No one but his dad wants to "talk dirty" to him.

Sexist, racist lyrics, annoying vocal performance, and a feature of a flash in the plan rapper. Too bad the great horn licks were wasted on a crap song like this. Not as bad as Wiggle, but not anything near tolerable. - Spark_Of_Life

Awesome beat, terrible lyrics!

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96 Loud - R5 Loud - R5

Just terrible. This song is not as bad as I Got That Rock and Roll, but it's really bad. Ross Lynch being in this band doesn't make it any better.

This song is pretty much one of the most cliche, generic, preppy teen pop party songs you will ever find. People talk about how great R5 is, but I was able to figure out what this song was about within 5 seconds. Ross Lynch cannot sing. This song has tons of autotune in it. It's just a party song about dancing around trying to find a girlfriend. Like any self-respecting girl would like him. I'm a guy, but I know GIRLS who have said he has no charm and is unattractive. Most GIRLS say Justin Bieber is more attractive.

Some people try to point out who's the worst Disney actor-turned musician. Most of the points go to Zendaya, Chyna of ANT Farm, but for me, it goes to the former Kidz Bop star, Ross Lynch. Pretentious, over-hyped "rock" songs like this make me gag. Thankfully, though, R5 hasn't been relevant in ages, and I can see why. - Swellow

Believe it or not, some people actually consider this crap music.

Your Farts are LOUD! - AlphaQ

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97 7 Years - Lukas Graham 7 Years - Lukas Graham

This is complete garbage. Lukas's voice is hideous, he sounds like a dying squeaky toy. The nursery rhyme chime and overbearing violins will make you want to stick pencils in your ears. The lyrics are whiny and pretentious. It's just a listing of events in Lukas's life. Yeah, sure, you drank and smoked weed at 11. I'm not buying one minute of this crap. Get a life, "LUKAS GRAHAM". - Spark_Of_Life

Pandering, slow-paced bull that is covering the airwaves nowadays. It honestly makes me miss brag-raps and Ke$ha. At least they had the decency to make the song singable. OH, AND THAT INSTRUMENTAL! It is just trying way too hard to pull emotion out of the listener, and falls flat on its face.

This is possibly one of the dumbest songs of 2016

This Song Went from 364 to 135 to 66 to 116, to 93 to 77 to to 71, we need to get this song higher - VideoGamefan5

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98 E.T. - Katy Perry E.T. - Katy Perry

I was joking about this list being dumb, but not the song being good.

But I love this song... So catchy and cool... Hate the Kanye West version though. But the version with just Katy Perry is good.

This song is actually pretty good. Why would it be on this dumb list?

This song is fantastic! But did Kanya really have to come in and screw everything

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99 Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy

This song is OK. I've never heard it, but I'm surprised it's above loads of crap below. - PositronWildhawk

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100 Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I don't know if I should like this or not like this. I mean, the vocals are awkward yet soothing at the same time. - djpenquin999

A bit too slow and quiet for me, but Karen O's vocals are actually pretty decent to be honest. - Swellow

This song is just obnoxious. The singing is terrible and its just like... No.

This song is terrible

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