Top Ten Worst Songs to Listen When You Wake Up

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The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine waking up and hearing: "You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe"

It could shred your confidence in just a week or two. - Turkeyasylum

How is this not number 2? This is a WAY worse song to play while you're waking up.

It would seriously screw you up if you played it in the morning.

But it helped people with coma! They had to wake up to turn off the radio!

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2 Best Song Ever - One Direction Best Song Ever - One Direction

I used to not care about one D. I didn't care for there music but at least they weren't acting like punks. But then when I heard best song ever were they stole one of the best songs ever riff ( baba cordially by the who) and should I stay or should I go by the who. Now, they are evil.

One direction is garbage it is worse that a screaming duck - ikerevievs

How can this be entitled "Best Song Ever" if it's not even a song?!

The song is so contrary to the title that it makes me laugh. - LightningBlade

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3 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

A porn video and the video of this song it's just the same thing. - tiagocowboy11

Anaconda isn't even appropriate for radio and yet they still play it. I mean, either it makes no sense and it is about an anaconda or it is really dirty. - SammySpore

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none. Ever. Go away.

You'll Be Thinking About Butts For The Rest Of The Day

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4 Never Say Never - Justin Bieber Never Say Never - Justin Bieber

I personally wouldn't like to wake up to this song at all! But I love American idiot and Best song ever - PinkCarrot567

He is just a big drug guy who gets in trouble all the time

I will never say never unless I am asked to hear this! - DapperPickle

Worst boy ever

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5 Baby - Justin Bieber Baby - Justin Bieber

Rubbish! I'll ruin my day after listening this or Stupid Hoe, etc. - Fan_of_Good_Music

This happened once and it was bad enough waking at 5:00 in the morning. - KingFab

Do I seriously have to tell? This song is bad! - EpicJake

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6 Kill Everybody - Skrillex Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Might as well wake up to a blender, a dog being swallowed alive by a giant snake made of very loud smaller puppies, a raccoon being smoothed slowly, and a malfunctioned robot screaming. It's the same as any dubstep song.

Definitely a bad way to wake up. I'd never be able to sleep again. - PositronWildhawk

It's a terrible way to wake up because of the lyrics

The name says it all. - ThePwoperMuser101

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7 Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Marilyn Manson Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Marilyn Manson

I like this song, but it still terrifies me to death. Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj are still scarier, so vote for them.

I wonder how a person would be like if he/she woke up with this song as the wake up alarm. - keyson

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8 American Idiot - Green Day American Idiot - Green Day

Why the hell is this here? Awesome song. There are other songs that should be here like all Justin Bieber songs. - tiagocowboy11

It's an awesome song, but it's a terrible idea to put this song as a clock alarm

The song is amazing, but imagine having it as wake up alarm! - keyson

This Use To Be My Wake Up Alarm. Now It's Thunderstruck. I Need Something Full Of Energy To Wake Me Up And American Idiot And Thunderstruck Define That.

I love this song, but I hated it when Five Seconds of Summer covered it. - Catacorn

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9 Whip My Hair - Willow Smith Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
10 Cockiness - Rihanna Cockiness - Rihanna

I LOVE RiRi and her songs, but this one is worse than a Skrillex song. A bas way to wake up, but the king of the kings of this list is SDAMOT (Sweet dreams are made of this) mostly because of the lyrics

Everyone has their own tastes and own opinion. It's fine if you prefer skrillex toward Rihanna, I prefer Rihanna toward Skrillex.

The Contenders

11 Birthday Cake - Rihanna Birthday Cake - Rihanna
12 Starships - Nicki Minaj Starships - Nicki Minaj V 2 Comments
13 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas V 1 Comment
14 Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown

Imagine waking up to Pac-Man screaming "Don't wake me up". - ThePwoperMuser101

15 Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

I think that dj snake is trying too hard to copy skrillex, who is bad enough

16 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
17 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

I would grab a hammer and break the device that played this song in pieces. After doing that I would take my stereo and lay some Heavy Metal on it.

I'd get out of bed, get my metal baseball bat, smash my radio into small piece's and go right back to sleep.

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18 Loyal - Chris Brown Loyal - Chris Brown
19 Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj
20 On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez
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1. Birthday Cake - Rihanna
2. Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown
3. Loyal - Chris Brown
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3. Starships - Nicki Minaj
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