Top Ten Worst Songs to Listen to When You Wake Up

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine waking up and hearing: "You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe"

It could shred your confidence in just a week or two.

How is this not number 2? This is a WAY worse song to play while you're waking up.

But it helped people with coma! They had to wake up to turn off the radio!

It would seriously screw you up if you played it in the morning.

2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Anaconda isn't even appropriate for radio and yet they still play it. I mean, either it makes no sense and it is about an anaconda or it is really dirty.

My friends sing on the bus and I'm like sing that it is innapropiate to listen to then I tell my mom and she said don't listen to that song

Wake up in the morning you see a big fat butt in your face with creepy music playing the background.

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none. Ever. Go away.

3 Best Song Ever - One Direction

I used to not care about one D. I didn't care for there music but at least they weren't acting like punks. But then when I heard best song ever were they stole one of the best songs ever riff ( baba cordially by the who) and should I stay or should I go by the who. Now, they are evil.

I believe One Direction is both massively underrated and tremendously overrated at the same time. This song in particular is nice, funny, and not that bad. I placed it on this list because I personally wouldn't like to wake up with one direction. However, I really wonder if the visitor who made a comment there really considered listening to bands whose music is great disregardless of looks of the band members or she/he just thinks with genitalia.

This shouldn't be on here this is a really good song by the best group ever I'd love to wake up to this

This song turned One Direction from a mediocre boy band to a horrificly annoying travesty.

4 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Might as well wake up to a blender, a dog being swallowed alive by a giant snake made of very loud smaller puppies, a raccoon being smoothed slowly, and a malfunctioned robot screaming. It's the same as any dubstep song.

Definitely a bad way to wake up. I'd never be able to sleep again.

It's a terrible way to wake up because of the lyrics

5 Never Say Never - Justin Bieber

This is to say to all those people who say they can sing better than one direction. They have this place cause they deserve it... They do have talent. We don't buy albums to listen to their looks. Same goes for JB

This drug dude and one direction should just quit they can even sing just 14 year old girls think there hot or something. Every time I hear it I want to bash the sterio and then let a tiger rip it to ashes.

Baiscally the lyrics are: Never say never never say never never say never. Well he said it 2 times Plus I do not wanna wake up listening to Justin Bieber.

I personally wouldn't like to wake up to this song at all! But I love American idiot and Best song ever

6 Cockiness - Rihanna

I LOVE RiRi and her songs, but this one is worse than a Skrillex song. A bas way to wake up, but the king of the kings of this list is SDAMOT (Sweet dreams are made of this) mostly because of the lyrics

Rihanna is crap.

7 Baby - Justin Bieber

This happened once and it was bad enough waking at 5:00 in the morning.

Rubbish! I'll ruin my day after listening this or Stupid Hoe, etc.

Do I seriously have to tell? This song is bad!

I will actually go nuts if I hear this song!

8 Whip My Hair - Willow Smith

9 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

I would grab a hammer and break the device that played this song in pieces. After doing that I would take my stereo and lay some Heavy Metal on it.

I'd get out of bed, get my metal baseball bat, smash my radio into small piece's and go right back to sleep.

10 Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj

The Contenders

11 Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Marilyn Manson

I like this song, but it still terrifies me to death. Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj are still scarier, so vote for them.

I wonder how a person would be like if he/she woke up with this song as the wake up alarm.

Horrible singer and horrible song

This song ia good in my opinion

12 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

13 Birthday Cake - Rihanna

14 Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

I think that dj snake is trying too hard to copy skrillex, who is bad enough

15 Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown

Imagine waking up to Pac-Man screaming "Don't wake me up".

Well, I just did.

16 On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez

17 American Idiot - Green Day

This Use To Be My Wake Up Alarm. Now It's Thunderstruck. I Need Something Full Of Energy To Wake Me Up And American Idiot And Thunderstruck Define That.

Why the hell is this here? Awesome song. There are other songs that should be here like all Justin Bieber songs.

I really love this song so much (one of the best of Green Day) but imagine this as an alarm...

The song is amazing, but imagine having it as wake up alarm!

18 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO