Top Ten Worst Songs to Play On a First Date

So you're on your first date date, and you want to turn up some tunes. What should you play? It's up to you, but whatever you do, DO NOT play one of these songs.

The Top TenXW

1Closer - Nine Inch Nails

If you grew up in the nineties, then you know what I'm talking about. - AngryByrd

It's too bad not enough of our generation knows about the classics.

2Mein Teil - Rammstein

If this doesn't tell you anything, the title of this song literally means "my part." The actual song is about said part being cannibalized! - AngryByrd

3Every Breath You Take - The Police
4Love is the Drug - Roxy Music
5Birthday Sex - Jeremih
6A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
7Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
8Prison Sex - Tool

The title says everything. - AngryByrd

9Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie
10Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel

The Newcomers

?Baby - Justin Bieber
?Angel of Death - Slayer

The Contenders

11Milk It - Nirvana

Aside from unintentionally sounding sexual, this song is just disgusting and weird. - AngryByrd

V1 Comment
12P**** - Rammstein

Or any Rammstein song ever. - AngryByrd

13Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
14You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars
15A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn

The name of this song doesn't exactly stand for all day I dream about sports. - AngryByrd

16Get Down, Make Love - Queen
17Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
18Violent Pornography - System of a Down

The title says it all. Need I say more?

19How Many Licks? - Lil KimV1 Comment
20Hello, I Love You - The Doors
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List StatsUpdated 6 Dec 2016

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Top Remixes (4)

1. Mein Teil - Rammstein
2. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
3. Milk It - Nirvana
1. A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
2. Birthday Sex - Jeremih
3. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
1. Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
2. Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie
3. Mein Teil - Rammstein

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