Worst South Park Episodes

Though South Park is a great show, it's has its share of bad episodes, more so in seasons 7, 9, 12 & 15. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

Stanley's Cup
How the hell did THIS episode not get number one on this list! A Million Little Fibers is bad and all, but this episode is probably the worst dead episode I've ever seen, and I only saw the ending! Lucky me to see one of the worst moments in cartoon history. And you know what's funny? Not what's supposed to be funny but what's actually funny. The ending could've worked. That's right, I said it. You want to know how? Simple. Have the hockey team (God knows I can't remember their name for the life of me) arrested for beating up the little kids and have their team win by default. That way the cancer patient wouldn't have DIED from a broken heart, the hockey team that won would've met a cathartic punishment at the hand of the law, and Stan's team wouldn't have gotten mercilessly beaten down for nothing. And, why the Hell did the hockey team get cheered on for not only taking advantage of the fact that they were playing against little kids to win the Cup, but also needlessly maim, beat down, and injure said TODDLERS in the process? I love South Park as much as the next guy, but this episode went way too far with its offensive humor.


Oh God! What were they THINKING with this one?! This felt like a one of those new SpongeBob episodes where a character gets tortured then a South Park episode. I mean, seeing little kids getting beat is not funny! Seeing a little kid die of cancer is not funny! This episode is NOT FUNNY! AND IT WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, NOT SERIOUS! Other than that, the rest of the episode is boring. This episode is crap, but at least they got it together in the episode after this...
This episode, I never watched fully, but on YouTube I watched a video about it. This just makes me cry when I think about it. A kid has cancer, and dies at the end... ? That is messed up. The way he says No Hope at the end is just, terrible. I don't think I will ever watch this fully. This is the worst thing in South Park.
[Newest]It kind of felt like Trey and Matt were having a rough week, so they made this episode out of spite.

2A Million Little Fibbers
Ophera's vagina was talking to her butt 😁 The episode is just boring, though I love Towelie!
I totally hate this episode and towlie bores me!

This is one of the best
Oh, Come on! ManBearPig was a good one! There's a number of good episodes that shouldn't be on this list, such as Casa Bonita, All about Mormons, and The Ring.
Are you Crazy this is a great episode!
[Newest]How is this on this list, funny episode.

4The Return of Chef
How is this episode even in the top 10? This episode was hilarious and genius that they spliced recorded parts of Issac Hayes and re-used them.


THEY RUINED CHEF! I liked that character until he joined a club full of child molesters (stupid idea). Now I feel nothing but hate for a once beloved character.
A cliffhanger that was never resolved. A pretty pointless episode really, unless they're still working on part 2. If so, it better be worth the wait.

All of you who didn't like this are probably fat. This is just making fun of fat people in the U.S. schools system, (which is a serious issue that isn't being solved) and to whoever said they felt bad for Eric is completely ignorant. Cartman wanted to kill all the Jews, and WAY MORE crazy stuff than just burning a teddy bear and making fun of fat people. You people are so soft.
It sucks ass. Seriously. Cartman is my favourite character and they had to do this. I really felt bad for him.
I FLIPPING HATE THIS EPISODE. Poor little Eric, I just wanted to hug him and torch the 99%. SCREW U, 99%!

There are some clever concepts in this episode, and it's SO satisfying to see Cartman get what he DESERVES, but most of it is just an excuse to abuse Kyle. You thought Toilet Paper didn't pay good homage to Silence of the Lambs, and that it was bland and unfunny, well, Human CentiPad does this even WORSE. Plus, I'm pretty sure it's pretty embarrassing to make Steve Jobs look like a sadistic madman in the one episode he appears in, and then have him die shortly afterwards. Gross, unfunny, with some of the WORST gross-out humor in South Park history (and that's saying a lot), it has a few decent qualities, but is still overall just stupid.
Gross, disgusting and boring! Rip-off of Human Centipede and not very pleasant to watch, I can at least tolerate Pip and Million Little Fibers but this one I hate the most!
Hey, I thought this was going to be disturbing an episode. The first time I saw it, I laughed to hard I almost choked! The part where kyle gets poo in his mouth and he has no choice is halarious! And the cuddle fish part.
[Newest]Hard to watch... Over the top in gross factor.

7Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Pretty boring, it didn't have such a good story. It was boring and had a really dumb ending. It started ok but it ended bad.
Such a stupid concept.


The most boring and skip-able episode.


Well, it was good to see that there are episodes that focus on some more minor characters, and while this one did have its share of laughs, it wasn't too interesting.
I was forced (by myself) to watch this episode so I can claim that I have watched every south park episode.

9The China Problem
This episode was actually ok, it's just that Free Hat was an amazing episode, so it makes this one look terrible. Also, they should have made Cartman care when Speilburg & Lucas were aressted.

I for one loved this one
I dare you all to put imaginationland, the bin laden episode, it hits the fan, and asspen on here you "south park fans"

The Contenders

11Breast Cancer Show Ever
Was so ' funny, but then ruined by a terrible ending.
The ending really prove how weak Cartmen is. He can barley beat Kyle in Cartoon Wars.
Cartman is funny, but there is nothing funny about breast canser

12Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics
There is no reason why this episode is even on this list (all songs were funny)?
Ok its official. everyone here has no taste in humor

13Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Worst name for a south park episode.


14Best Friends Forever
Kenny and Cartman are supposed to be best friends. This episode just poops on that whole concept, which really pisses me off 😡
I actually never thought them as that. I never really thought Cartman had any REAL friends. Cartman has taken advantage or ripped on nearly every kid in the school, including Kenny. Cartman may consider him his best friend, but Kenny doesn't actually want any part of him from what I can tell.
Because its the best thing to do


15Smug Alert!

16Coon v.s. Coon & Friends
This is the best not episode but its the coon the coolest episode Evers follow up so ha now what do you think about that episode of the show boom!
The first Coon from season 13 was much better
Average episode (a bit boring)

17Casa Bonita
I am utterly shocked to see this on here! This was the first episode I ever watched of South Park and it's still one of my favorites.
Just a boring, one-dimensional excuse for Cartman to have more screen time HE DOESN'T DESERVE. Man, I wish it was "Cartman Dies" instead.
Had potential to be good, but then ruined by the ending.

18Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
The opening scene, that's all I'm saying

This episode is actually awesome. In fact, it's one of the best.
Boring and completely unwatchable.


20Cow Days

21The Death Camp of Tolerance

22The Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka
I voted this one to get humancentipad further away from the top. Something was just utterly hilarious to me about cartmans rape allegations towards his mother. People are too easily grossed out the the humancentpede spoof so that they don't fully value the cartman moments, I mean it's one of the great cartman moments when he actually accuses his mother of raping him on doctor phil just because he didn't get an Ipad.

23Toilet Paper

24South Park is Gay
Should be number one. Crab people my ass. Not funny. Was this episode made by Justin Bieber? So bad that even Trey and Matt hate it.
I actually thought that it was funny.


25Lice Capades
This episode is just plain gross. I know that they are ticks and are just parasites, and I can see how South Park often looks at things from a different point of view, but Jesus, did it have to be THAT graphic? On top of that, Clyde isn't a very interesting character, and the boys in this episode are just over-the-top cruel.

26The Ring
Mickey Mouse is REALLY out of character.

27Eek, A Penis!
If you have never had to watch Stand and Deliver, this was probably a dumb episode. Who didn't like penis mouse singing a duet with his penis?

I hate this episode: horrible ending


29I should have never gone zip line
It was good, it was just the live action part that ruined it. What was the point? Did they run out of time to animate?
The worst episode ever. It wasn't funny. It wasn't clever. It wasn't anything that I've come to expect from South Park.
It was ruined by the live action part. Up until that it was good.


31A Million Little Fibers

32World Wide Recorder Concert

33Butt Out

34Starvin' Marvin In Space


36Ginger Cow
This was a great episode

Cartman says he changed at the end. It came out a year ago and he is still an anti Semitic. Bull.

38Ass Burgers
This needs to be higher up. This made fun of people with autism like me.


I just love how these idiots portray Asperger's as a form of mental retardation. Did anyone do their research here?!
Just not funny for people with aspergers

Really dumb and pointless episode

40Mecha Streisand

41Kenny Dies
Fan favorite character killed off.A.

42Going Native

43Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

44Scott Tenorman Must Die
No joke, I'm pretty sure when it came to Cartman eating the tears, I'm pretty sure I was going to vomit
This Episode was retarded. Cartman made Scott eat his parents... It is so not cool even for Eric.
This episode is my favourite sp ep out of all of them same with world of Warcraft these 2 should not be in the worst 230

45Make Love, Not Warcraft
Oh come on. this was a great episode. in fact it was my favorite. yeah I went there. whatcha gonna do about it

46More Crap

47Eat, Pray, Queef

48Crippled Summer
I love this episode one of my favorite and this showed me two of my personal favourite characters Nathan and towlie

49Over Logging (or The Day the Internet Stood Still)

50Ginger Kids

51All About Mormons

52Prehistoric Ice Man

53Lil' Crime Stoppers


55Erection Day
In this episode Jimmy Valmer, a 4th grader, "made love" to a prostitute who is way older than him to get rid of his erection. WHAT?!?


56Trapped in the Closet

57Cartoon Wars
I think the main problem with the episode is that how they're are protraying the characters and I'm bassing them on the outcomes not their motives. Kyle is trying to get them to kept the episode from getting pushed. Outcomes: he could have started an war between the Islamic country against America. But due to kyle's dumb luck they didn't. Cartman wanted to have the episode pushed so the show in result cancelling the show. Outcomes: it would have been a 50-50 chance the show would have been cancel but it could have stop a war from breaking out. So they way that I see it cartman is the protagonist and kyle is the antagonist. They both had selfish motives but the outcomes would have an effect the country. I felt like they should have been a third part to the episode showing that kyle screwed up. And it was up to kyle and cartman to make it right. But the episode was awesome I just had that one problem.


59Grounded Vindaloop


A pretty weak let down. I didn't #Rehash was bad, and actually got excited for the next episode, but it was pretty disappointing, and Ike's friends got even more annoying. Which wouldn't have been so bad, but by the end they were put in the right. Essentially the show was agreeing with them. A pretty weak let down.

However I did enjoy the part with the cops. I know that was done before, but considering the moment in time, it was needed again.

It's bad because of butters creamy goo

63Creme Fraiche
I had a hard time choosing between this episode or Cash for Gold. Both are my least favorites of the show.

With Creme Fraiche, all it is is that same joke about the shaking weight that everyone in the world already made long before this episode came out.

Either they should've made this episode sooner, since they only take six days to make an episode, or find a way to make it more original.
The thing about South Park as a whole, is that whenever they run into a tired joke, they give it a nice South Park twist and makes it feel more original.
For example the Mr. Jefferson episode was an interesting take on the Michael Jackson jokes everyone already made. So the episode felt original and was worthwhile.

Creme Fraiche offers nothing, and the metaphor with the creme Fraiche itself was way too obvious even for South Park.

Aside from being too obvious, it wasn't as funny as South Park could be.

64The Red Badge of Gayness

65Britney's New Look
Boring and headless Britney Spears was disturbing...
Was just a disgusting episode, wasn't even funny! South Park went way over the line on this one...
This was in very, very bad taste. It was one of my favorite shows. I hope shes sues the hell out of them.

66Sexual Harassment Panda

67Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

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This list was created 2 years, 2 days ago and has been voted on over 200 times. This top ten list has been remixed 6 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Friday, April 17, 2015

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