Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever

Darrell

August 4, 2015 - From the flat out awful to the sort of bad. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1
Dane Cook
why is this guy a comedian? if he could just learn to shut up he could be a very successful mime.
"I can't come up with anything inherently funny, so I'll just yell a lot. "
I have never even known anyone who likes this belligerent screaming faux entertainer. He shouldn't be on this list, as calling him a comedian is an insult to every other comedian.

2Carlos Mencia
Everything he does just screams neediness! I can't stand him. He steals jokes and the worst part is they gave that idiot his own show. I cringe and feel the need to vomit every time I see his face.
The most annoying personality rounded off with the opinions of a stupid schmuck who thinks society is retarded when really it's just him and his stupid stereotypical nature.
An annoying, stereotipical, retarded Mexican who steals jokes from comedians way funnier than him. If he at least came up with his jokes, people would laugh at them.

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3Sarah Silverman
I wanted to like her cause she™s nerd cute but she is nothing but lame racist one liners, poop jokes, and no substance. PLEASE! Eat a bullet or a #*~~^ which ever keeps your stupid mouth closed
I really, really just do not like her. At all. I would start another holocaust just to kill her.
Very racist and annoying, not even hot or funny
[Newest]Hot. Hilarious. Sorry. But it's my opinion.

4Jeff Foxworthy

5Jeff Dunham
He sticks his hand in a dolls a$$ how is that stand up
This guy is extremely homophobic and his puppets are creepy!

6Kathy Griffin
Ever seen her stand up specials? Not one funny joke. They're all overrated.
Never told a joke in her life

7Rosie O'Donnell
God, I love the fact oprah put her on her channel to save her failing T.V. Station, but she is just outright not funny.
I didn't even know she was a comedian until now.

8Gallagher
DAVE CHAPELLE'S BLACK GALLAGHER IS BETTER

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9Larry the Cable Guy

10Carrot Top

The Contenders

11Frank Caliendo
Impressionists should still have to have a joke or two in their arsenal.

12Pauly Shore
It says a lot when "A Goofy Movie" is by far and away your funniest movie. He wasn't even the main star, and his face wasn't on-screen!

13Jimmy Fallon
No ability to tell jokes, no comic acting ability, no ability to interview anyone. I really don't care for Leno, but could they please just bring back Leno?

14Paula Poundstone

15Joe Rogan
This douchebag just shouts and whines, and talks about things he hates, which can be a little funny at first, but then it becomes dull and boring. It's also annoying how he seems to be shouting all the time all through out his routine, as if his audience were deaf or something. His jokes are also not funny.
I was forced to listen to his pod cast today on a road trip... I wanted to jump from the moving vehicle within minutes... It was that bad. He may have a corky thing or two to say if you listen for like 2+ hours, but as a whole he sucks.
Yeah. He's jokes are slightly funny, but all that shouting is seriously annoying. His schtick is that of a college-aged type comedian, but is a balding mid to late 40's, viagra-using douche.

16Judy Tenuta
Lame song routines, an unfunny Space Ghost Coast to Coast appearance, bad impressions... she's the worst.
Shrill, annoying voice and boring schtick. She alone destroyed Match Game 98!

Darrell


17Roseanne
I honestly couldn't decide who was more annoying between her and polly shore :/

deadgrass27


18Tom Green

19Tony Law

20Michael McDonald

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