Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen When Sailing On the Ocean

The Top Ten
1 Hurricane hits
2 You realize you left all your food at home
3 Your boat breaks down
4 You run out of anti-psychotic medicine
5 Sharks begin to circle around you
6 A giant kraken attacks you
7 Your boat begins to sink
8 You accidentally end up in a third world country

This is so cold, man. You wouldn't ever want to be stranded at sea if you could stay in a 3rd world country, believe it!

9 A meteor hits your boat
10 You see a mermaid and accidentally fall out of the boat
The Contenders
11 You get eaten by laser sharks
12 Your boat catches fire
13 You get eaten by a shark
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