Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen to Music In 2016

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1Metal gets banned

That's stupid. Banning creative metal music and not banning "porn music" like "Anaconda"?

Some metal isn't creative. Some of it is like Anaconda, but with more violent aspects. Some (most) of it is actually good. Same goes for pop. Some of it's trash, some of it isn't. - RiverClanRocks

Metal has actual meaning. Pop just has songs about breakups, butts and sex. If heavy metal gets banned it will ruin the music industry. Long live the greatest music genre of all time. - Daughter

If this happens I'm going to scream. And make a rant video and a rant blog post about it. - RiverClanRocks

PLEASE don't HAPPEN! Also, what kind of sense does that make? Screaming songs are banned, but songs about sex butts and porn are allowed? - NikBrusk

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2Bruce Dickinson is forced to leave Iron Maiden because of his tongue cancer

They'd better not get Blaze Bayley back. - IronSabbathPriest

I actually think Paul Di Anno was better, but I sure hope Bruce is OK. - PetSounds

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3Metallica makes Lulu part 2

This time, with Harry Styles probably. Make it even worse than the original. - IronSabbathPriest

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4Albums by bands such as Amon Amarth and Mastodon get pulled from record stores due to lack of interest

Sadly, it won't be long before there are no albums by any artist in stores, and there won't be any record stores at all.

5Zayn returns to One Direction

This cannot happen! 1D needs to burn in a fire for all eternity with Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars, Nicki Minaj, and Miley Cyrus! - RiverClanRocks

Yeah! I hope we get to exchange them for Kurt Cobain, Tupac, Cliff Burton and The Rev.

@velitelcabal, don't forget Jeff Hanneman

Good news, I can see that Niall might be leaving the band soon to work for RTE Sport or something, because I can see soccer is his true fave. - PizzaGuy

They all need to leave. - Catacorn

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6Nicki Minaj covers a Beatles songV4 Comments
7Morrissey dies of skin cancer

That would suck. Hard. The worst yet would be that some terrible pop artist would cover "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful", make the laughing part the only thing that happens in the song, and it becomes the biggest hit of the 21st century... Save us, someone.

8Geoff Tate releases a second album

I actually feel bad for this item. The Key is... Actually a pretty good album. - IronSabbathPriest

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9More songs about partying, drugs, sex, and butts get made

What has happened to this country?

+BlueFrostOfThunderClan IKR?! What's so good about butts, sex, money, and drug songs that make them better than Metal? - NikBrusk

10More poser rappers come inV1 Comment

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11The idea of Rock and Roll being the Devil's music keeps going on

That is 100% stupid and narrow-minded. I'm a Christian and I love rock/metal!

I have heard some heavy metal songs that are obviously like this, but most rock and roll and metal isn't. I love that kind of music. - Mcgillacuddy

12Chris Brown isn't locked up by then

I hate Rihanna, but honestly, Chris Brown deserves to be behind bars. - IronSabbathPriest

In a cell with Justin Bieber, where the inter-gender boxing continues. - PositronWildhawk

13Illud Divinium Insanus sells 1 million copies

I would rather this list got 1 million hate comments than this album to sell 1 million copies. I know that benefits me more than anyone else, but hey. You should know me well enough to know that I'm biast. - IronSabbathPriest

14American Idol contestants inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

This would not be possible, since to even be eligible for the RnRHOF, your first album must be at least 25 years old.

15People keep supporting Miley Cyrus for what she does

Just heard that Billy Corgan might be collaborating with her. Seriously?!

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16Green Day breaks up

It won't just be on holiday, it would be forever. I'd be walking on the boulevard of broken dreams. - Merilille

Yeah, and I think I won't wake up until September ends (sorry I'm bad at making puns) - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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17Justin Bieber takes over the musical world

By making garbage instead of music? How in this sane world will that happen?!

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18Legends From Past Decades Die

David Bowie, Frank Sinatra Jr., Sir George Martin, Prince

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19More poseur pop punk bands
20Evanescence splits up

How is this bad? I would have a party! - MetalObsessed

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1. Metal gets banned
2. Bruce Dickinson is forced to leave Iron Maiden because of his tongue cancer
3. Morrissey dies of skin cancer
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1. Albums by bands such as Amon Amarth and Mastodon get pulled from record stores due to lack of interest
2. More songs about partying, drugs, sex, and butts get made
3. The idea of Rock and Roll being the Devil's music keeps going on
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1. Metal gets banned
2. Albums by bands such as Amon Amarth and Mastodon get pulled from record stores due to lack of interest
3. Bruce Dickinson is forced to leave Iron Maiden because of his tongue cancer
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