Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen to Music In 2016

The Top Ten
1 Metal gets banned

Metal has actual meaning. Pop just has songs about breakups, butts and sex. If heavy metal gets banned it will ruin the music industry. Long live the greatest music genre of all time.

That'd be horrible. Pop is bad nowadays. Even rock is not doing so well. Metal is, like, the only genre I'll listen to a modern song these days.

That's stupid. Banning creative metal music and not banning "porn music" like "Anaconda"?

If this happens I'm going to scream. And make a rant video and a rant blog post about it.

2 Bruce Dickinson is forced to leave Iron Maiden because of his tongue cancer

They'd better not get Blaze Bayley back.

He just got over his cancer...

Wait, he has tongue cancer?

Bruce is fine now YAY!

3 Albums by bands such as Amon Amarth and Mastodon get pulled from record stores due to lack of interest

Sadly, it won't be long before there are no albums by any artist in stores, and there won't be any record stores at all.

4 Metallica makes Lulu part 2

This time, with Harry Styles probably. Make it even worse than the original.

5 More poser rappers come in
6 Zayn returns to One Direction

Good news, I can see that Niall might be leaving the band soon to work for RTE Sport or something, because I can see soccer is his true fave.

This cannot happen! 1D needs to burn in a fire for all eternity with Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars, Nicki Minaj, and Miley Cyrus!

I wish Zayn Will return To 1D! He's got a really nice voice. He sings great High Notes... He's a very vital Part of 1D! But I don't think He'd return :-(

@velitelcabal, don't forget Jeff Hanneman

7 Geoff Tate releases a second album

I actually feel bad for this item. The Key is... Actually a pretty good album.

Why doesn't he just give up? No one likes him anymore.

Oh God lets hope he doesn't make a mindcrime 3

8 More songs about partying, drugs, sex, and butts get made

What has happened to this country?

9 Nicki Minaj covers a Beatles song

Nah, she's too dumb to do that.

10 The idea of Rock and Roll being the Devil's music keeps going on

I have heard some heavy metal songs that are obviously like this, but most rock and roll and metal isn't. I love that kind of music.

That is 100% stupid and narrow-minded. I'm a Christian and I love rock/metal!

The Contenders
11 Morrissey dies of skin cancer

That would suck. Hard. The worst yet would be that some terrible pop artist would cover "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful", make the laughing part the only thing that happens in the song, and it becomes the biggest hit of the 21st century... Save us, someone.

12 American Idol contestants inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

This would not be possible, since to even be eligible for the RnRHOF, your first album must be at least 25 years old.

13 More poseur pop punk bands
14 Chris Brown isn't locked up by then

I hate Rihanna, but honestly, Chris Brown deserves to be behind bars.

In a cell with Justin Bieber, where the inter-gender boxing continues.

15 Illud Divinium Insanus sells 1 million copies

I would rather this list got 1 million hate comments than this album to sell 1 million copies. I know that benefits me more than anyone else, but hey. You should know me well enough to know that I'm biast.

16 Rap gets banned
17 Linkin Park breaks up

To be fair, Linkin Park does kinda suck.

18 Barbie Girl will play in the radio more often
19 People keep supporting Miley Cyrus for what she does

Just heard that Billy Corgan might be collaborating with her. Seriously?!

What has this country come to?

20 Green Day breaks up

It won't just be on holiday, it would be forever. I'd be walking on the boulevard of broken dreams.

21 Kanye West becomes president

A country of 50 million or so and you get stuck with two clowns. Even a man named Larry who was driving a bus I was on while on holiday in Florida would be better.

That would be a nightmare

22 Justin Bieber takes over the musical world

By making garbage instead of music? How in this sane world will that happen?!

23 Legends From Past Decades Die

David Bowie, Frank Sinatra Jr., Sir George Martin, Prince

24 Eminem releases another album
25 Evanescence splits up
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