Worst Things That Could Happen On Thanksgiving

The Top Ten
1 You forget the turkey

The supermarket was out though...

Ham is better anyway

2 Family isn't there

There's like 50 pounds of food, and you're the only one who can eat it all...

3 Choking on corn
4 Native Americans killing you because you descended from the pilgrims

Pilgrim: Hey, isn't Thanksgiving about family, peace, and love?
Native American: Not until you killed us and stole our resources a day after.

Pilgrims on some boat, from UK haha. Actually most all over Europe. Immigration 1620.

5 Favorite football team losing

Forget about Thanksgiving, that would ruin the week for me!

6 Your favorite dish is gone before you get to eat it

Oh god, that would be terrible

7 The dog eats all of the stuffing

Eh, I hate stuffing anyway.

8 Falling asleep on your gravy

I'm sorry, but I don't want to drown in gravy on Thanksgiving. I f you fall asleep with your nose and mouth in any liquid for an extended period of time, chances are you will die. I don't want gravy to kill me.

Fun fact: Tryptophan doesn't make you sleepy. It's all the food you're eating that makes you sleepy. However, no one wants gravy on their favorite shirt.

9 Delayed flights

Just host Thanksgiving at your house and invite people that can drive there! Problem solved!

10 A giant turkey killing you because you ate his brother

This happened to my uncle

I hate that so much

The Contenders
11 Justin Bieber shows up

Well he should be in Canadian Thanksgiving.

That should be the first worst

It had to be done.

12 Black Friday shoppers tearing through your house

Really? You're seriously going to wait outside of Walmart at 6 PM instead of being with your family and eating the foods?

Thankfully, we Canadians have our Thanksgving a month earlier.

13 The family decides to watch Caillou instead of football

Sort of random if you ask me... But to be honest, I don't watch football or T.V. in general. I don't even know how Thanksgiving is related to football.

I vaguely remember watching Caillou on Thanksgiving as a little kid

Where the hell did Caillou come from?

14 Neighbors are loud

My family is Asian and we party EVEN LOUDER than the neighbors!

15 The Turkey gets burned

At least you have pumpkin pie... Hopefully you didn't screw that up.

This happened on the thanksgiving episode of Full House.

16 There's no pumpkin pie for dessert

That's OK. Last Thanksgiving I had taro cake for dessert on Thanksgiving. It's one of those cakes that Asians get from Chinatown for their birthdays. It's so delicious.

17 You find out the main entree is not turkey

Why must Thanksgiving be this way?!

I actually prefer ham

18 You hate all the food that is served
19 Everyone Watches My Little Pony Instead of the the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
20 A baby cries

If a baby is among the guests during dinner than this is normal.

Seriously noo!

21 Sister tells one of your uncles they're not invited after your parents already invited them
22 The family decides to watch Barney and Friends instead of football

Because there was a four year old kid in your family

23 You throw up from eating too much turkey
24 Allergic to a food

Like people in my family allergic to cornbread or I am allergic to cashews

25 Nicki Minaj Twerks On The Turkey

That Would Be Gross

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