Worst Things That Could Happen On Thanksgiving
The supermarket was out though...
Ham is better anyway
There's like 50 pounds of food, and you're the only one who can eat it all...
Pilgrim: Hey, isn't Thanksgiving about family, peace, and love?
Native American: Not until you killed us and stole our resources a day after.
Pilgrims on some boat, from UK haha. Actually most all over Europe. Immigration 1620.
Forget about Thanksgiving, that would ruin the week for me!
Oh god, that would be terrible
Eh, I hate stuffing anyway.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to drown in gravy on Thanksgiving. I f you fall asleep with your nose and mouth in any liquid for an extended period of time, chances are you will die. I don't want gravy to kill me.
Fun fact: Tryptophan doesn't make you sleepy. It's all the food you're eating that makes you sleepy. However, no one wants gravy on their favorite shirt.
Just host Thanksgiving at your house and invite people that can drive there! Problem solved!
This happened to my uncle
I hate that so much
Well he should be in Canadian Thanksgiving.
That should be the first worst
It had to be done.
Really? You're seriously going to wait outside of Walmart at 6 PM instead of being with your family and eating the foods?
Thankfully, we Canadians have our Thanksgving a month earlier.
Sort of random if you ask me... But to be honest, I don't watch football or T.V. in general. I don't even know how Thanksgiving is related to football.
I vaguely remember watching Caillou on Thanksgiving as a little kid
Where the hell did Caillou come from?
My family is Asian and we party EVEN LOUDER than the neighbors!
At least you have pumpkin pie... Hopefully you didn't screw that up.
This happened on the thanksgiving episode of Full House.
That's OK. Last Thanksgiving I had taro cake for dessert on Thanksgiving. It's one of those cakes that Asians get from Chinatown for their birthdays. It's so delicious.
Why must Thanksgiving be this way?!
I actually prefer ham
If a baby is among the guests during dinner than this is normal.
Seriously noo!
Because there was a four year old kid in your family
Like people in my family allergic to cornbread or I am allergic to cashews
That Would Be Gross