Worst Things to Fall Asleep Near
The Top Ten
1 Hitler
Personally, I'm not a die-hard fan of Hitler's lullabies, what with his armored-rifled-teddy-bears. No thanks.
Ye-es...I think you're pretty safe now, sweetie. Sweet dreams.
Say goodbye to living
2 The Ebola Virus
3 A Radio Playing Nikki Manaj Music
It's NICKI MINAJ, not NIKKI MANAJ, and it's a horrible thing
If I was there, the radio wouldn't be intact for long
4 A Nuclear Test Site
5 Your Teacher
6 A Cow Slaughtering Factory
7 Deadly Acid
8 A Bed
It would be stupid to fall asleep near the bed when you can sleep on it
9 A Black Hole
Why is this #10?!?! You'll never get past this one!
You'd probably notice as you fell in, though.
10 In a Prison
The Contenders
11 Naked Old Man
Ok... Sleeping with a naked old man. Well, can I really fall asleep with him?
12 A Gassy Person
You would have to smell farts and burps all night long.
13 A Dog
14 An H-Bomb
15 Bear
16 Fire
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