Top Ten Worst Things to Find Caught On Your Testicles
The Top Ten
1 Piranhas
A piranha or piraña, a member of family Characidae in order Characiformes, is a freshwater fish that inhabits South American rivers, floodplains, lakes and reservoirs.
A piranha or piraña, a member of family Characidae in order Characiformes, is a freshwater fish that inhabits South American rivers, floodplains, lakes and reservoirs. Had these greedy little buggers on mine the other day... Never again!
2 Leeches
Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. Like the oligochaetes, such as earthworms, leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites.
Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. Like the oligochaetes, such as earthworms, leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites. I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again.
3 A Harpoon
4 A Shrunken Used Condom
This would probably be somewhat suggestive of you.
5 A Miniature Alien Colony
Well, at least you'd be a scientific breakthrough.
6 Itching Powder
7 Sandpaper
Imagine masturbating with it.
8 A Micro-Spy Camera
Seriously, Mr. Putin, you're going too far here as well.
9 Drain Cleaner
10 Cat Claws
My cat has narrowly missed mine.
The Contenders
11 Justin Bieber's Hands
12 Irukandji Jellyfish
13 Wasps
I can't believe you left out this one, Positron
14 Skin-Burrowing Insects
15 A Stapler
16 A Hole Puncher
17 Uranium
Mutant babies might come about...
18 Snake Fangs
19 Nicki Minaj's Hands
20 Pins
21 Maggots
22 A Mousetrap
23 Acid
24 Spider Fangs
25 Bear Trap
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