Top Ten Worst Things to Get Hit In the Crotch With

The Top Ten
1 A Shotgun Blast
2 Steel Toe Boot

Speaking as a woman, this is truly painful. I got kicked there by my brother's friend who was wearing his dad's steel toe boot at the time. Oh, The pain... It lasted for days! I must have looked ridiculous when I walked.

Bad news for guys who get hit in the crotch with this thing. Ouch.

What is a crotch

3 Chuck Norris's Foot
4 Crossbow Arrow

I can imagine the slow-mo shot of your balls exploding.

5 Snake's Fangs
6 Machete
7 Xbox Controller
8 Bowling Ball
9 Texas Longhorn Bull
10 Ninja Star
The Contenders
11 Angry Horse
12 Long Sword
13 Metal Baseball Bat
14 Barb Wired Baseball Bat
15 Kendo Stick
16 Tomahawk
17 Nail Gun
18 The Side of a Chair
19 Grenade Bomb
20 Anchor
21 Anvil Anvil are a Canadian heavy metal band from Toronto, Ontario, formed in 1978. The band consists of Steve "Lips" Kudlow, Robb Reiner and Chris Robertson.
22 Cactus
23 Fist
24 Shovel
25 Fat Chick
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