Top Ten Worst Things to Land On After a Jump

I heard that their was an interesting theory that black holes are a portal to another dimension.

Fun fact: If you fall into a black hole, you'll stretch out like spaghetti.

I don't think you'd have to jump, not with its extreme gradient of gravity. If you were a mile away from a black hole a metre in radius, you would experience an acceleration towards the black hole of 1.8x10^9g.

You'd be falling for eternity or get spaghettispaghettified. (Yes, spspaghettified is a word. )

And it depends on where, I'd hate have my legs open... THAT WOULD HURT LIKE HELL!

That would hurt way bad!

You know what could prevent this? Don't go to a volcano to jump to begin with.

That would be your last jump forever

What if it's not set to detonate?

It Would explode you

They would get very mad at you. Might even want to kill you!

The owner Would be PISSED OFF Big time.

Crikey! I would run for my damn life!

At least with a black hole there's the off chance that it's a portal to another dimension and you could survive! There might even be another type of other dimension-pandas!

I've hated stepping on Lego in my time, but to feel the pressure of a single Lego brick at my terminal velocity...

If you were barefoot it would hurt really bad

Both you and the person could get hurt