Top 10 Worst Things to Read On Your Fortune Cookie

The Top Ten

1 You Will Die and There's No Way to Stop It

2 In the Next 30 Seconds You Will Explode...

3 Kim Jong Un Will Eat You

4 Your Account On Thetoptens Will Be Deleted

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5 You Will Run Out of Money and Be Poor

6 You Will Fall Into a Pit Full of Monster Trucks

7 Your List Would Be Replaced With Indian Music List

8 You Are an *insert Racist Word*

Isn't that too far?

9 Your Idea for a List Will Be Taken by Someone Else

Sometimes happen to me nowadays

10 Your Life Will Be Even Worse

The Contenders

11 Your Kids Will Be Kidnapped by a Bunch of Ninja Lobsters

12 You'll Never Get a Girlfriend

13 You will get AIDS

14 Your House Will Blow Up

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