Top Ten Worst Things to Say to an Alien

You have been abducted by aliens and saw them for the first time, what ever you do don't say anything on the the following list.

The Top Ten

1 Sorry to say this but you all look alike

2 Finally, something to prove to the science teachers that aliens do exist

3 I shall challenge you to a game of Space Invaders

If they reach eath they will give up violence so no harm in doing so

4 Hey, aren't you that guy how appears on the packet of Space Raiders

5 Where is the Mother Brain, I've played Metroid to know where this is heading

6 What does this lever do?

7 If you plan to destroy the place, can you at least destroy the school

8 Stay back, I've got a bottle of water!

9 Is this where an alien burst out of my chest?

10 Youre kinda like AntVenom, you kill cows and that sort of stuff

The Contenders

11 Wow! The thing that made the crop circle!

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