Top Ten Worst Things to Say When Making Interstellar Contact
I've gone insane. Don't worry, I'll be back soon...
If I were one of the aliens, I'd step on it, far, far away from this crazy blue/green planet.
Those alien things would look at you like YOU were the one with two heads! Brilliant!
Well, yes! A twenty foot wide eye socket with a five inch eye gets all those alien girls hot for them!
Don't think they've seen Star Wars, but they probably know what they're on about.
You screwed this one up.
It should be "You can keep Chuck Berry! ". A riff on the Saturday Night Live bit with Dan Akroyd where the aliens send a massage "Send more Chuck Berry" because one of the musicians on the "Voyager" probe was Chuck Berry.
Buddy Holly was good, but unrelated to this topic.
Well, Buddy Holly disappeared in a plane "crash". Chuck Berry didn't.
Oh, boy, is that a bad thing to say?!?!
That microchip is causing my brain to hurt and is making me speak oddly.