Top Ten Worst Things to Say When Voicing a Movie Trailer

This Autumn, comes a list to explain you all of what not to say when voicing a movie trailer, from the Creators of Tragic Stories and Controversial Corners brings you Top Ten Worst Things To Say When Voicing A Movie Trailer.

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1You've met all the characters you love them all and now you're going to want them died
2We bring you a remake because we were too lazy to think up other movies

Because Hollywood is out of new ideas they just decide to take movies everyone loves and remake them with sometimes terrible results. - egnomac

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3We bring you 3 hours of not knowing what's going on with the movie

That is just... Evil.

4From that crappy remake brings you a remake from the remake
5From the producers who rented the movie you lovedV1 Comment
6From the directors who ruined your childhoods brings a movie to ruin your childhood

Sometimes, it can't be re-ruined. Like mine was when I saw Cars 2. - PositronWildhawk

Sounds like Michael Bay. - egnomac

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7From the director of the stupidest movies ever made comes a movie that will make those movies look like the Toy Story movies

Basically so dumb they'll look make old dumb movies look like genius movies

8Coming to a theater far far away from you
9Number 1# movie from our parents
10With lots and lots of actions and stripteases (for no reason just from our pleasure)

The Contenders

11This movie is gonna suck

Well, at least you're being honest. - PositronWildhawk

12We have interesting characters that get killed after five minutes of screen time!
13Starring that dude who used to be funny

It must be another Simpsons movie! - PositronWildhawk

Or another SpongeBob movie. - Garythesnail

14Coming soon to your theater is this giant fart of a movie that you should rather pluck your eyes out than waste money on it
15Spoiler alert!
16I've murdered 500 children
17Now with even more explosions than the last movie

Hey, spoiler alert, please! - PositronWildhawk

18Seriously, you cast him/her for that role?
19From Michael Bay, the director who loves masturbating to explosions, comes a bunch of random action considered a movie since it was filmed in a camera
20This film may be inappropriate for you. I mean, who likes a one-minute movie?
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1. You've met all the characters you love them all and now you're going to want them died
2. We bring you a remake because we were too lazy to think up other movies
3. From that crappy remake brings you a remake from the remake
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1. You've met all the characters you love them all and now you're going to want them died
2. From the producers who rented the movie you loved
3. From the directors who ruined your childhoods brings a movie to ruin your childhood
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