Top Ten Worst Things to Say While Flirting With a Woman

The Top Ten

1 I have AIDS in my mouth

2 Are you a man?

3 I had a threesome with your parents

Sounds disgusting. Do people say that?

4 I'm related to CaptainEevee

Me and his brother made this list and Max put this to annoy him. Now stop being a smartass

Uh, what exactly is the point of putting someones name on a choice?

5 Are you the person I violated in the alley?

6 I'm a cannibal and we're eating your sister

I love this list! It's so funny!

7 You're fatter than I thought you were

8 Do you enjoy oral sex ?

9 I had sex with your dad

This is totally random. What does this mean?

What was the point of this?

10 I lost my virginity to a cow

Ha! That must have been the same cow my ex cheated on me with. Get yourself examined. PDQ!

The Contenders

11 How much do you weigh?

12 How old are you?

13 Seeing your face now I'm officially gay

14 Maybe try a side salad instead

NEVER say this to a woman on a date!

15 Well my ex blah blah blah...

THIS, is actually something in the realm of possibility. Not only that, but true. No girl wants to hear you talk about your ex.

16 Your sister let me do that

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