Top Ten Worst Things You Can Do at a Metallica Concert

The Top Ten
1 Insult the Band

A LOT of people will gang up on you and kick your ass

Don't do this, you will be seriously injured

Save doing this for Megadeth concerts.

Devoted fans will kill you.

2 Play Pop Music On Your iPod

And watch a bunch of Metallica fans destroy you

3 Ask James "Are you sure about the pyrotechnics?"

James Is Very Sure About The Probable 2nd Degree Burns He Might Get Again

Maybe five of you will understand this.

He got a seven degree burn one time

He would destroy you!

4 Say That You Miss Dave Mustaine

The only people who would take offense to that are Metallica themselves, everyone who could actually hear you would agree.

Kirk Hammett will get offended...

I actually do though...

5 Wear a Megadeth Shirt

While I love both bands, this is obviously a no-no. You will get jumped as soon as you enter the room.

It's almost like wearing a Metallica Shirt in a Megadeth concert.

Lol haha and asking the guys to play Symphony of destruction lolol

6 Call the Music Bad

If you say this to my uncle, prepare to be listening to a 3 hour speech on Metallica and bands.

Do this at any concert and it'll be bad. The people are there for the artist in question!

The music is good!

7 Wear a Justin Bieber Shirt

I would most certainly burn that, even if it includes YOU.

Still better than wearing a Megadeth shirt

They probably won't even let you in.

If you do this... Just... Your an idiot.

8 Wear a Pink "Pop Is My Bae" Hat

I just hate haring "Bae". Don't you people know it's Danish for poop?

Prepare for dirty looks and slaps

9 Cut to the Front

Do it. But you will get punched

10 Tell the Band You've Been Downloading Their Music On Napster for the Past Few Weeks

Does anyone still use Napster?

Lars would smack you!

The Contenders
11 Start Singing a One Direction Song
12 Say That Lulu is Better Than Master of Puppets

It's just opinions though

Imagine thinking this.

13 Say Cliff Burton Is the Worst Bassist of All Time!

James hetfield would smash his Guitar on your head at least fifty times

Fans will kill you.

14 Wear a Napster Shirt
15 Call Metallica "Devil Worshipers"

I've checked their lyrics in several of their songs, and the only ones that were satanic were Mercyful Fate and Jump in the Fire. Mercyful Fate is a cover, so It isn't really Metallica, but the band who made all the songs included in this 11 minute song were satanic.

16 Say That Lulu Is the Greatest Metallica Album of All Time

I can just imagine James saying something like, "Finally! Someone who understands that album! ".

17 Dance Something from a Pop Video

Someone will notice, and doesn't care about the law.

18 Say You Miss Jason Newsted

What's wrong with that?

19 Compliment a Pop Artist

That is how to end up on the stairway to heaven, kids.

20 Say That One Direction is Better Than Metallica
21 Say That Metallica is a Table

James Hetfield has already done that for you.

22 Insult Cliff Burton and Praise Dave Mustaine

What is wrong with dave?

23 Set Someone on Fire

Anyone seen Metallica Through the Never? This happened in the movie.

Then I can jump in the fire!

24 Say That Metallica Is a Ripoff of 5 Seconds of Summer
25 Yell "Master of Puppets and Ride the Lightning Are Worse Than Justin Bieber!"

Everyone will wish you were trapped under ice.

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