Top Ten Worst Times to Read a TheTopTens List

The Top Ten
1 Right now

Unbelievable I have read the top tens list during 5 of the 6 things here

Nothing is about to happen to- (Is taken away from the computer)

Ok, so I guess we should all leave this site. Then the site will close down.

Oh... Well, in that case...

2 During a school lockdown
3 School or work

I am commenting while in school, like right now!

4 Time out/while grounded
5 At midnight

I sometimes do this. Very rarely, though. I can't be the only one, right?

I do this when I have insomnia.

6 While having a broken leg

You'll hurt your leg

7 While eating/drinking

You'll ruin the device

8 While driving
9 When you are in the bathroom

I don't care! I'm actually doing that right NOW!

10 At a murderer's house

Been there, done that.

The Contenders
11 During the Apocalypse
12 When Keyson Is Making a List

You wouldn't want to steal his crowd.

13 During a school shooting
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