Top Ten Worst UK Number 1 Hits

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1Bob The Builder - Can We Fix It?

Proof that the uk has no taste in music. At least in the us we have REAL songs instead of T.V. theme songs - awesomenessdefined

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2Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
3The Simpsons - Do The Bartman
4Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls
5Crazy Frog - Axel F

Surely this should be the worst number 1 single of all time!
At least Bob The Builder's 'Can You Fix It? ' has proper lyrics and a tune.
Another reason it's the worst UK No1 single of all-time is the fact it prevented a much better song 'Speed Of Sound' by Coldplay getting to No1!
Also, this wasn't fun in anyway, let's not forget it was based on a annoying ringtone, I hated this song at school!

6Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
7Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins
8Mr Oizo - Flat Beat
9Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)
10Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men

The Contenders

11Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
12Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

Another former X-Factor finalist with an average singing voice, due to the media hype around this her debut single, it managed to make it to No1! Depsite been annoying and very poor

13Sak Noel - Loca People

Novelty 2012 UK No1 hit from a Spanish DJ. It's a very annoying dance song with a horrible beat and very few repeative lyrics "When I go the spain, and I see everybody partying, I say what the #!. Played at nightclubs or discos it's almost guartanned to clear the dancefloor of people.

14Promises - Nero

2011 UK No1 hit.
Dull, annoying Dub-step track that somehow got to No1 in the charts. One of most number one's of the 21st Century. The tune goes nowhere the vocals sound random, it's not my cup of tea or maybe I just don't get Dub-step.

15Sam & the Womp - Bom Bom
16Joe Dolce Musical Theatre - Shaddap You Face

It left "Vienna" by Ultravox stranded at NUMBER TWO. Go to hell, Britain.

17George Harrison - My Sweet Lord

Poor lyrics, poor subject matter of George wanting to see God and never going beyond that. If it was because he had a wife (for example) who was dying and he didn't know what to do and he wanted to turn to God because she is religious but he feels God will not listen because he committed cold-blooded murder in the past, that would instantly be a better song!

18Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean?
19Teletubbies Say Eh Oh! - The Teletubbies
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