Top Ten Worst Uses for Bacon.

The Top Ten
1 Bacon Deodorant

And after applying the person will smell like a bacon (or a pig).

2 Bacon Shampoo

Girl: "What is that REPULSIVE ODOUR?!?! "
Me: "The new fragrance, for walking, talking bellends. From Nivea."

3 Bacon Toothpaste
4 Bacon Soap
5 Bacon Ice Cream
6 Bacon Perfume

You would make people hungry.

7 Bacon Soda
8 Bacon Listerine
9 Bacon Cookies
10 Bacon Yogurt
The Contenders
11 Bacon Drinks
12 Bacon Scent
13 Bacon Chips
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