Top 10 Worst Video Game and Console Ideas

The Top Ten
1 Bubsy 3D

I mean... They though it was a good idea...

2 Philips CDI
3 R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy)

He doesn't work with black and white televisions.

4 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Atari)

Purple for putrid gameplay... Check, since this game contains so many pits that it IS the pits (rotten joke intended).
Blue for bad musical abominations... Check!
Green for graphical farts and garlic... Check!
Yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material... Giant economy-sized check!
Orange for orange you a big idiot... Check, since you might think this is a decent game based on the artwork on the cartridge.
Red for high-stress anger-inducing masochism... Giant economy-sized check!

Worst video game EVER!

5 Virtual Boy

Only about 15 or 20 games were made for this joke console.

It can hurt your eye sight

6 Link: The Faces of Evil

The Laughing Joking Numbnuts who ruined three Zelda CDi games too many released two of what is pretty much the same game on the same day in 1993: this game and Zelda Wand Of Gamelon.

7 Hotel Mario

Yet another absurd case of video game icons misused under license...

8 Atari Jaguar

A top-loading game console with no dust cover? What a big ripoff!

Did that thing just growl at me

9 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

Just because you play as Zelda in this game doesn't mean it's a good Zelda game.

10 Xbox One

Microsoft should honestly stick to operating systems not consoles and phones.

The crowd Boo's all over it at 2013's E3 and can tell the detection of an awful console, the guy says "oh you need to play Online 24/7 and you must never get off or else" that doesn't sound great that's bull talk and also it's original purpose was focus on T.V. so overall this is not for hardcore gamers it targets kind of towards who the hell knows who it's targeted too this console pissed me off to hell and I bet all those former Microsoft fans agree with me "DAM YOU Microsoft" for stabbing me in the back by making such a stupid idea I mean just WHY and don't tell me it's profit that's a bullsh!t excuse

The Contenders
11 Chintendo Vii

Probably from Nintendo's self-parody division...

Wow! Nice Nintendo Wii rip-off ya got there!

12 Wii U

Okay it's not that bad all things considered but there's really no reason to buy one today since all of it's good games are on the switch.

Worst Wii knockoff EVER!

13 Custers Revenge

I would love to see the devastation of a company rebooting this game in today's ultra touchy-feely society.

How is this crazy joke a video game, anyway!

14 LJN LJN Toys, Limited was an American toy company and video game publisher in operation from 1970 to 1995. It manufactured toy lines and released battery operated water guns and video games based on licensed properties from movies, television shows, and celebrities.

Instead of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple (starting from the outside edge), the order of colors on that infamous rainbow of doom brought to you by Laughing Joking Numbnuts is as follows: "PURPLE for putrid gameplay, BLUE for bad musical abominations, GREEN for graphical farts and garlic, YELLOW for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material, ORANGE for Orange you idiot and RED for high-stress anger-inducing masochism"

LJN is the Angry Video Game Nerd's least favourite three-letter word.

Worst video game company EVER!

Laughing Joking Numbnuts: The unholy rainbow stamp of death

15 The Guy Game

Yet another crazy nonsensical farce that ain't suitable for mature audiences let alone kids!

16 Bible Adventure (Color Dreams)

At least this cartridge contains three dysfunctional games (Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David & Goliath), not 52 (like with Action 52).

I'm not anti-religious (i'm a Christian. So don't flame me because of my belief)
I just though the game wasn't good.

Color Dreams + Bible + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Wisdom Tree = LJN's Bible games division

17 Night Trap
18 Intec Interact

This joke console contains an unusually large amount of accessories for a game system with 8 sports games (Place Kick Soccer, Bowling, Tennis, Fishing, Ping Pong, Golf, Baseball, t.v. Boxing) and 32 misc. games (Snake, Square, Diamond, Archery, shudu, Fire Man, Lawn Purge, Zuma, Boxes World, Bee Fighting, Tank, Shooting Balloons, Pro Crack, Fish War, aquamix, Duel Soccer, Maze Pac, Pets Crossing, Hammer, Rugged Hammer, Harry, Loop Legend, Fancy, Farm Keeper, Smart Bomber, Tiger Man, Golden Gate, Apex Gun, Pixie Princess Dandelion Of The Death Knell, Over Speed, Motor Storm, Highway Racing)

19 Wireless 60

This joke console contains 12 sports games (Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Bowling, Fishing, Darts, Tennis, Ping-Pong, Golf, Pool, Dancing, Sea World) and 48 misc. games (Auto X, Deep Storm, Dream Bubble, Fire Fighter, Hero Legend, Jewel Fever 2, Mr. Onion, The Lost World, Totally Jet, Pop Ball, Go-Kart, Sudoku, Lightning Plan, Find Pairs, Rapid Stream, Finger Dancing, Slot Machine, Texas Hold'em, Blackjack, Video Poker, Caribbean Stud, Free Craps, Jewel Master 2, Motor Rally 2, Speed Runner, Dragon, Treasure Hunt, Ice Climber, Cooking Chaos, Starry Night, Potion Commotion, Loco-Coconuts, Surf Adventure, Egg Collector, Find The Way, Go Smile, Magic Jelly, Pinball Fish, Bump Jump, Zippy Frogger, Crazy Addition, Defense Mission, Bomb Hero, Ballroom Bonanza, Milk Mania, Puzzle Pop, Pearls, Hide & Seek)

At least this joke console contains controllers, unlike the Wireless Air 60.

20 Kinect Game Boat

An inflatable raft that doubles as a video game accessory?

21 Pokemon Black & Blue
22 RapeLay

Yet another crazy nonsensical farce that shouldn't even exist...

23 Playstation 5
24 Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

This "racing game" is so glitchy it was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

Although "You're Winner", this unfinished driving simulator is LOSER.

25 LJN Video Art

The biggest reason this MS Paint ripoff sucks can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts

Worst video game console EVER!

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