Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
MADE MY WHOLE CLASS LAUGH ONCE, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

SmoothCriminal

Well then if she's your sister, you're insulting your own mother too. You have the same mother.

TheLister

This is pretty stupid but so hilarious
hilarious.. :)) best yo mama joke ever. :))
[Newest]I have one: Yo mama so stupid she needed to call 9-1-1 so she went downstairs and dialed it on the microwave and she couldn't find the call button.

2Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
This is much better than #11 hands down! I also made one of my own. Your mama so stupid, her army partner said "enemy at three o'clock" and she said "what should I do until then? "
Now this one should be showed in the top ten.
This is the best 5 but get this
Yo mama so stupid when the robber stole the wii concole she said you forgot the games
[Newest]I laughed so hard my windows broke

3yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
It's funny like hell, and makes me lmfao like yo mama depends on it.
haha that is funny I've heard it before but I lol every time I hear itt!
Rolf even though I'm English I hear this joke all the time it I well funny
[Newest]LMFAO! I hear this so much but it so funny!

4yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
I said to my GF and she was laughing and got the kiss yeah

SmoothCriminal

It is so stupid but funny
So funny I told my friends this and they started laughing hard core.
[Newest]Mmm they keep getting better

5Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot
My cousin dosnt have any humor and he still cracked up
This is so funny, everyones quiet around me and I busted out laughing making a big sceen.
[Newest]What? This is to funny

6yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
I'm in love with this list, but this one's my favorite

Queen-aholic

These jokes are so stupid they're funny, and this is the stupidest

PinkLemonade

This is hilarious this is the best made up yo mamas so stupid joke in the entire universe and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mamma joke is the best and so far this one is!
[Newest]Best one so far!

7Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Ok this one is funny
I love all these jokes! I won in a competition today using all these come backs
Haha
This made my day N.N
[Newest]This ones in the top 100 yo mama video

8Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent
Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
I almost pissed my pants when I heard this one
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales started to sing we are family even though you fatter than me
[Newest]That's so stupid but funny

9Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
Oh GOD my belly really hurts after reading this
Laugh out loud
HEY! Now that's what call a joke ROFLMFAO damn I really like it, it should be like number 1 for sure
Whoever made it up has some sense of humor I Swear
I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these... I may quite literal have wet myself and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much laugh out loud
[Newest]I'd forget to pull the pin


10Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?
This is so Funny, I need to tell my friends this one
I have one: Yo mamas so stupid when she was asked to do a face off with someone, she said: "I like my head though"
Laugh out loud I almost pissed
I've got one yo moms so ugly she gives Freddy cougar nightmares
[Newest]It is so funny I think I made a goal in my flor 😆

The Contenders

11Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
Oh my gosh that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend and we laughed histerically. That would be something a dumbass would do.
Best one yet. I tried this and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity.

Evry1sALittleBitRacist83

Awesome & old my friend says that a lot
[Newest]Oh my gosh that's so funny😆😆😆

12yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
wow this is some thing I would do XD
Yo mama so nasty she like a hockey player only changes hey pads every 3 periods. Yo mama so ugly she walked into taco bell and all the illegals ran for the border. Yo mama so stupid she jumped off a cliff and stopped and then had to ask for directions. Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she stood up NASA thoght it was an iclipse yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that yo mamma is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born yo almst died of rug born ill bet yo all at joe mamma jokes! Don't mess with the best!
[Newest]This is pretty funny

13Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
OHH! Burnn! They crackin! They crackin on you & yo mamma! Yo biscuits done git burned! Someone Just Got Creamed! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! But really, this joke is alright.
ZING! This is the mother of all insults!

Barlek

Laugh out loud that's so funny I feel like that about my friends
So times laugh out loud x
[Newest]That is so stupid and to plain

14Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.
Now that's something only a stupid person would do haha rotfl haha wow that was great hehe
Beast laugh out loud so funny this is the best my friend just peed on his self
That was so funny that a newborn baby will now what to! 1
[Newest]Can't stop laughing from that one. I made my best friend cry from that one

15yo mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
WOW THATS REALLY STUPID BUT FUNNY LOLZ
That is so funny laugh out loud mamma jokes are funny
It made my class laugh and it my my teacher laugh and fart laugh out loud vote
[Newest]So funny... I am pissing my pants right now!

16Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers
12345678910 blam you burst out laufin you look out the window...you see you best friends mom runnin away from a train

5207002154

That was so funny
I love that game, hilarious
[Newest]Gonna use this in the insult tournament

17Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then
Love this joke so funny

18Yo mama so stupid, told her that my game was frozen and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.
I thought this was one of the funniest ones and the 911 one
That's stupid bit really funny that I fell off ThE bed
Ohh my mom actually did that!

19yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911
I used this on my friend and he got owned BIG TIME!
This one is so good that I actually owned him and got him to shut up
Wow... someone actually asked me this! lololololololololololololololol.

fireinside96

This is so funny that I told my brother and he almost peed his pants
[Newest]Ya mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up Her butt and said I got the POWER

20yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
I think the word you are looking for pair, isn't it? The kind of pare you used is what you do to an apple.
I must be in heaven becuase I have never heard somthing that funny

monkeyman2000

Haha laugh out loud my baby sister peed here pants and she's now 7yrs old
[Newest]This one made my laugh for 10 minutes. haha

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