Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes
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1yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
2yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
3yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
4Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
5Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
6yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
7yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
8Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
9Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
10Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
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11Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent
12Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
13Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?
14yo mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
15Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers
16yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911
17yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
18Yo mama so stupid she took a pen and tried to make it into a pencil
19Yo mama so stupid, told her that my game was frozen and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.
20Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed herself.
21Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon outside when someone said it was chilly outside
22Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calender tells time
23Yo mama so stupid that she forgot to wear her flip flops before she went in the rain
24Yo mama so stupid when God created her he said even I make mistakes
25Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
26Yo momma so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order
27Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then
28Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a motorcycle
29Yo mama so stupid, she stupid
30Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find the coin slot to play the Xbox
31Yo mama so stupid, she wiped herself BEFORE she had to use the bathroom.
32Yo mama so stupid that she replaced a TV with a calculator
33Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
34Yo mama so stupid, she dipped milk into cookies.
35Yo mama so stupid, she tried to pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
36Yo mama so stupid she went to Greece to buy cooking oil!
37Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut on complaint that there was a hole in it.
38Yo mama so stupid that when she just took 3 steps out of her doorway she said "woah, I must of walked a mile"
39Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!
40Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
41Yo mama so stupid, she bumped up her speed going over a speed bump.
42Yo mama so fat she thought a penny was an M&M
43Yo mama so stupid, when the ant saw her brain the ant said "finally, something I'm bigger than"
44yo mama so stupid that she said can we start at the end of the test
45Yo momma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
46Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find a stupid man to date to match her quality.
47Yo mama so stupid she screamed into a envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail
48Yo mama so stupid, she only changed your diapers once a month because it said on the box: Good for up to 20 pounds.
49Yo mamma is so stupid the definition of stupid in a dictionary is a picture of yo momma
50Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
51yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
52Yo mama so stupid that she didn't know the difference between headphones and ear buds
53yo mama's so stupid she spent 1 night in a supermarket because an orange juice box said concentrate
54Yo mama so stupid when she was making pancakes she got a pan and smashed a cake
55Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a supermarket and she starved to death
56Yo mama so stupid, she looked in a mirror and said, Stop copying me!
57Yo mama so stupid, she crashed into a McDonalds on account that the sign said, Drive-Thru Window.
58yo mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
59Yo mama so stupid, when there was an emergency, she dials 911 on the microwave.
60Yo Mama So Stupid She Got Locked In a Super Market and Starved
61Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color T.V, and she asked, What color?
62Yo mama so stupid, she invented a solar-powered flashlight.
63Yo mama's so stupid people called her stupid
64Yo mama so stupid, she invented a wheelchair with pedals.
65Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone cord
66Yo mama so stupid, she put a penny on a counter and asked for change.
67Yo mama is so stupid when she robbed a bank she hid inside a cop car
68Yo mama so stupid that she put batteries up her butt and said I got the power
69Yo mama so stupid, she jumped out a window and went up.
70Yo mama so stupid, she invented a glass hammer.
71Yo mamma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she brang a spoon and a bowl
72Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green and say go...
73Yo mama so stupid she stupid enough to call her self stupid
74Yo mama so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and called it a booty call.
75Yo mama is so stupid when she saw a black bus full of white people she said stop that Oreo
76Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, Wow, it comes with a cable too!
77Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Grape Nuts is an STD.
78Yo mama is so stupid, she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept.
79Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.
80Yo mama so stupid, she thinks she can get a virus from a computer.
81Yo mama's so stupid i asked her wanna get high she said sure let me go get my ladder
82Yo momma is so stupid when she looked in the mirror she said who is that ugly thing
83Yo mama so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends
84Yo mama so stupid, she died during an emergency on account that she couldn't find the 11 on the phone.
85Yo mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
86Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test
87yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
88Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds.
89Yo mama so stupid, she invented a waterproof teabag.
90Yo mama so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
91Yo mama so stupid, she stared up at the sky all night waiting for the movie stars to come on.
92Yo mama so stupid when her car ran out of gas she gave it beans.
93Yo mommas so stupid she thought sea weed was something fish smoked
94Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
95yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions
96Yo mama so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
97Yo mama so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.
98Yo mama so stupid, I asked her if she could hear me and she said, No.
99Yo mama so stupid, she got lost on a one-way street.
100Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.
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