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1yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
2yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
3yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
4Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
5Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
6Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
7yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
8yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
9Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
10Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
11Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?
12Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent
13Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
14yo mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
15Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers
16yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911
17yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
18Yo mama so stupid, told her that my game was frozen and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.
19Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed herself.
20Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon outside when someone said it was chilly outside
21Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calender tells time
22Yo mama so stupid that she forgot to wear her flip flops before she went in the rain
23Yo momma so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order
24Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
25Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then
26Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a motorcycle
27Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
28Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find the coin slot to play the Xbox
29Yo mama so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends
30Yo mama so stupid, she wiped herself BEFORE she had to use the bathroom.
31Yo mama so stupid that she replaced a TV with a calculator
32Yo mama so stupid, she dipped milk into cookies.
33Yo mama so stupid, she tried to pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
34Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut on complaint that there was a hole in it.
35Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!
36Yo mama so stupid she went to Greece to buy cooking oil!
37Yo mama so stupid that when she just took 3 steps out of her doorway she said "woah, I must of walked a mile"
38Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
39Yo mama so stupid, she bumped up her speed going over a speed bump.
40yo mama so stupid that she said can we start at the end of the test
41Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.
42Yo mama so fat she thought a penny was an M&M
43Yo mama so stupid, when the ant saw her brain the ant said "finally, something I'm bigger than"
44Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color T.V, and she asked, What color?
45Yo momma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
46Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find a stupid man to date to match her quality.
47Yo mama so stupid she screamed into a envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail
48yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night studying for a blood test
49Yo mama so stupid, she only changed your diapers once a month because it said on the box: Good for up to 20 pounds.
50Yo mamma is so stupid the definition of stupid in a dictionary is a picture of yo momma
51yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
52yo mama's so stupid she spent 1 night in a supermarket because an orange juice box said concentrate
53Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
54Yo mama so stupid that she didn't know the difference between headphones and ear buds
55Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a supermarket and she starved to death
56Yo mama so stupid, she looked in a mirror and said, Stop copying me!
57Yo mama so stupid when she was making pancakes she got a pan and smashed a cake
58Yo mama so stupid, she stupid
59Yo mama so stupid, she crashed into a McDonalds on account that the sign said, Drive-Thru Window.
60yo mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
61Yo mama so stupid, when there was an emergency, she dials 911 on the microwave.
62Yo Mama So Stupid She Got Locked In a Super Market and Starved
63Yo mama so stupid, she invented a solar-powered flashlight.
64Yo mama's so stupid people called her stupid
65Yo mama so stupid, she invented a wheelchair with pedals.
66Yo mama is so stupid when she robbed a bank she hid inside a cop car
67Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone cord
68Yo mama so stupid, she put a penny on a counter and asked for change.
69Yo mama so stupid that she put batteries up her butt and said I got the power
70Yo mama so stupid, she jumped out a window and went up.
71Yo mama so stupid, she invented a glass hammer.
72Yo mamma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she brang a spoon and a bowl
73Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green and say go...
74Yo mama so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and called it a booty call.
75Yo mama is so stupid when she saw a black bus full of white people she said stop that Oreo
76Yo mama so stupid she stupid enough to call her self stupid
77Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, Wow, it comes with a cable too!
78Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Grape Nuts is an STD.
79Yo mama is so stupid, she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept.
80Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.
81Yo mama so stupid, she thinks she can get a virus from a computer.
82Yo mama's so stupid i asked her wanna get high she said sure let me go get my ladder
83Yo momma is so stupid when she looked in the mirror she said who is that ugly thing
84Yo mama so stupid, she died during an emergency on account that she couldn't find the 11 on the phone.
85Yo mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
86Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test
87yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
88Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds.
89Yo mama so stupid, she invented a waterproof teabag.
90Yo mama so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
91Yo mama so stupid, she stared up at the sky all night waiting for the movie stars to come on.
92Yo mama so stupid when her car ran out of gas she gave it beans.
93Yo mommas so stupid she thought sea weed was something fish smoked
94Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
95yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions
96Yo mama so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
97Yo mama so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.
98Yo mama so stupid, I asked her if she could hear me and she said, No.
99Yo mama so stupid, she got lost on a one-way street.
100Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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