10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

I think this works best with parents or significant others...

My friend ellie is gay this is not something to joke about (however she was born 2 months late born in January but was meant to be born in march drinks her dads vodka and fills it with water ' apparently') she's also GINGER!

I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl and I wear a lot of black and chains and skulls and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay. - CrypticDeath666

lololol I wouldn't be able to becuase I would laugh too much - freezerman75

That would make someone cry/emotional/suicidal

It's not nasty if you said trump died - Solacress

Making a joke out of this is just wrong. - Minecraftcrazy530

My cousin has done this before. - moose4life19

I tried it. my friend believed me. I'm an 11 year old boy.

Hum I told my mom I was pregnant and I found out THAT day I was.. I was like no way

The girl I'm seeing just did this to me. Turns out it was the fastest way to get dumped. Women want men who are responsible. Good men don't find it funny when they are there reflecting on all the things they'll have to change to become a great father and make a life for this child. To find out hours later it's all a joke is a good way to ruin an otherwise healthy relationship. Probably speaks to a lack of character and good judgement to joke about something so serious.

Someone just done this to me. It nearly killed me and I'm seriously thinking about ending the relationship. Women think this is funny, but as a man we all have or no someone who's had a ex-girlfriend seriously lie about been pregnant just to get back at us. I've had that happen to me and it was really, really painful. The worry and stress for any descent man is unbearable.

I just did this to my boyfriend, he was lost for words, but found it really funny. only do it to people who can actually take a joke

I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months, he fell for it and wa completely heart broken. Haha but laughed when it was over

currently doing that on my guy friend it rocks and he's believing it.! Playing sayin he's moving to he said he'll miss me and I was like awww!

I did this to my friend in 2012 he was really sad laugh out loud

LMAO!... I almost got slapped when I told my cousin this... :( - SmoothCriminal

So messed up, if you do this you need to die. - HotRod

Just had this done like 5 min ago on messages my enemy did it to me - I'm so upset

If someone tells me this joke, I'm gonna smash them into oblivion.

Dying of laughing. - Userguy44

That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!

I love this one "mom... the docter said I'm dying" - JonasStartsARiot

I mean come on Im gay thats sorta making fun of Gay people but saying I'm dying people will like hate you this is definitely the cruelest

Then replace it with strawberry cream - ElSherlock

Replace it with glue then that's evil

Replace it with a child - EliHbk

And replace it with TOOTHPASTE

NEVER say this joke to your love interest!

Don't do it. My friends cousin did this and her boyfriend committed suicide. Its not funny.

Never tell your boyfriend this. Its not funny. I did it to my boyfriend and he ignored me all day. He was so pissed!

My boyfriend did this too me. I thought he was serious at first.

HAHA laugh out loud

You could get in trouble very big trouble

I do this all the time not just on april fools.

It's even better when you get a friend's number from a different friend, call friend 1 and say this. - AnonymousChick

Its like an expression that everyone uses

Funny one my mom ran so fast and belived me

Funny!

Not that bad if you mean walls.
- TheDuttyGyal

It's the greatest man

This is more effective on april fool day for someone

I love doing this to people because as soon as you say it they look down. Haha laugh out loud

This must be higher! The most effective one. All you need to take care of is the timing. - Animefan12

If I had a FB I would totally do this to teach my relatives a lesson to notice me more!

That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it to someone else's Facebook page!

Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny

Laugh out loud yeah it car is in a tree laugh out loud

If anyone had said that joke to me, whether my car has been crashed or not, I'd be very angry. 😡

But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome - djperth

Told my friend on Facebook
And all my friends laughed there heads off
And nice one

A fictional deadly disease that anyone can catch.

Damn cool

You don't have one m8

Like your nose...

I actually carried a bottle of ketchup to school did it and everyone screamed so hard the whole school heard it they sent me home and I relaxed for the rest of the week

I tried this it worked perfectly my mom actually thought I was coughing up blood

Wow it's going to be pretty fun.yeah I'll do this in the coming april fool day

I did this once
I biked all the way to the house of my friend wearing half burned clothes
And told my friend that I accidentally burned the house down
She practically half fainted

Haha laugh out loud
My friend did this once 2 me as a joke and I totally fell for it - she had messed up her hair and got her family to join in with her
She ended up staying round my house till April Fools was over and then told me - JasC

Told this one to dad he's so sarcastic so he didn't believe me

This is funny my mom freaked out really bad

It is so funny but I won,t to do that to my sister tonight

I'm definitely doing this one.

Awesome! I love this one! I was laughing for an hour!

When people do this to me I just say thanks and walk away

Very cute, like it

They found out.

No spread vaseline or lotion on the toilet seat and wait till someone sits on it!...LOL

It works every single time I do it and the best thing is it works with unels too and they urinate all over there legs try it for yourself if you don't beleve me

This is so gross and mean! - DismissedEye

This is way too mean, I do not want to meet the person who has the nerve to pull such a horribly mean April Fools Day joke on someone. This is the most nasty April Fools Day joke by far!

I'm haven't warmed up to it yet

I plan on doing this tomorrow

That’s the best

The greatest joke everrr!

look it up on youtube under Americas Funniest home Videos

The best one ever why to feel the jolly in this one you rock keep up the really good jokes do you say this to everyone they would crack up at are school I told my friend and she started crying cause she was laughing so hard it was funny!

Oh I thought that was my daddy

What if you actually did though...?

I think that's why I didn't see her last night.

Stupid

Sticks to their hands, their hair, everywhere it comes into contact with. They would have to shave their head, and I have no idea how they would get it off their hands! - QuarantineGames

I WOULD BE SO ANGRY! - DismissedEye

My dad put syrup in my shampoo... If someone put glue in my gel that bitch is going down. -. -

So cool can do can do

I told that to my sister she said aww and I said April fools day she said go to hell bitch

I tried this and jeez did it work! I tried it on this guy who fancied me and he was like! About 2 hours later I was like Happy April fools I don't really fancy you! And he was nearly crying!

I did this, so my friend the other day, and when I told him he was like "THAT B****! ", when I told him it was a joke he punched me out... yea he was drunk at the time - SmoothCriminal

Actually Justin is very nicé that everyone like him and there nothing
to tell

Did this one on my mom, the Russian missile one, and it totally worked. Asked her if she was watcing T.V.. went to the extent. What a laugh we both got out of it!

I told this to my mom's cousin and he spased out it was so funny P. S> he plays too much call of duty.

I did this to m friend and I told her on april 1st and she flipped and I said april fools she was so mad but I could not stop laughing

Oh no he is

I just found out hoe to use 4 two letter words in arow making sense - PrinceAntho

Tried it before and my friend got raged and never talked to me for the rest of the day.

Why? - Userguy44

This isn't bad - ElSherlock

This isn’t nasty. - Userguy44

I was thinking "I love your best friend" but that is even better.

I did this to my friend. I waited to call him when he was at dinner with his girlfriend, his parents and her parents. He chased me around the neighborhood twice the next day! So funny - tackler90210

I secretly made this my ringtone on my friends phone and called him when he was on a date with his girlfriend... He chased me around the neighborhood two times the next day. - tackler90210