Top 10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

The Top Ten
1 I'm Gay

I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl and I wear a lot of black and chains and skulls and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay.

It's cruel and offensive. I'm bi, so I find it offensive. But it's still going to get you the best reaction. I can't do it, because it's kinda true. :P

I think this works best with parents or significant others...

2 Someone Died

This should be #1. One time on Supermariologan, bowser junior pranked chef pee pee by telling him that his mom died. He should have been grounded forever for doing something so harsh!

That would of been horrible to say.
My first grade teacher told me we had to pass a test to get 2 second grade and guess what; worst april fools joke everrr.

As this list is "The Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes", this one has to be voted upon by me. Not a joking matter

Making a joke out of this is just wrong.

3 I'm Pregnant

The girl I'm seeing just did this to me. Turns out it was the fastest way to get dumped. Women want men who are responsible. Good men don't find it funny when they are there reflecting on all the things they'll have to change to become a great father and make a life for this child. To find out hours later it's all a joke is a good way to ruin an otherwise healthy relationship. Probably speaks to a lack of character and good judgement to joke about something so serious.

Someone just done this to me. It nearly killed me and I'm seriously thinking about ending the relationship. Women think this is funny, but as a man we all have or no someone who's had a ex-girlfriend seriously lie about been pregnant just to get back at us. I've had that happen to me and it was really, really painful. The worry and stress for any descent man is unbearable.

Hum, I told my mom I was pregnant and I found out THAT day I was.. I was like no way.

I said this to my mom. She ended up going through my phone. I regret nothing.

4 I'm Moving Away

I just did this to my boyfriend, he was lost for words, but found it really funny. only do it to people who can actually take a joke

I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months, he fell for it and wa completely heart broken. Haha but laughed when it was over

I need to do this to my enemy...

5 Someone Wants to Go Out with You

That's just cruel. Especially when after you go and talk to the person. It is so embarissing, not that it's ever happened to me or anything. (fidget, fidget)

If someone tells me this joke, I'm gonna smash them into oblivion.

What if it was someone that you actually had a crush on?

Ohh my god this one worked so well! She was so desperate!

6 I'm Dying

I remeber this year, I put red pen ink all over my face, on a scissor and on hand and leg, it looked like I stabbed my leg, I watch out pretending to trud down the hall way, everyone was screaming and running around in Curtis THEY WHERE FRECKING OUT, then I stood up and everyone gasped and I said, "ITS RED PEN INK, APRIL FOOLS! " But everyone was tramtized for the rest of the day.

Yo dude, if they see you very cheerful, they knew that you're lying.

That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!

Dying of laughing.

7 Change All the Clocks
8 We're Breaking Up

Never tell your boyfriend this. Its not funny. I did it to my boyfriend and he ignored me all day. He was so pissed!

Don't do it. My friends cousin did this and her boyfriend committed suicide. Its not funny.

My boyfriend did this too me. I thought he was serious at first.

NEVER say this joke to your love interest!

9 Remove the Cream from an Oreo

I would just replace it with dirt.

Replace it with a child

Replace it with mayonnaise.

Replace it with sour cream.

10 I Drowned Your Puppy

I have a puppy and when I saw this, I started crying, because I kept thinking of it.

This is horrible! Not even worth a laugh.

This is horrible

The Contenders
11 I'm Going to Kill You

It's even better when you get a friend's number from a different friend, call friend 1 and say this.

I do this all the time not just on april fools.

12 You Forgot to Zip Your Pants

This is awesome - tell them then they look down, then say "APRIL FOOLS, you looked at your thingy you idiot" and then they get so freaked out.

This must be higher! The most effective one. All you need to take care of is the timing.

This is really effevtive, trust me they give a sudden reaction and they get angry! This one works by embarresig them!

I love doing this to people because as soon as you say it they look down. Haha laugh out loud

13 I've Been Stripping for Money
14 Your House is Burning
15 I'm Transsexual
16 Update Your Status on Facebook with Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.

That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it to someone else's Facebook page!

If I had a FB I would totally do this to teach my relatives a lesson to notice me more!

17 Switch Salt with Sugar
18 I Crashed Your Car

Stupid as you

19 Tell a Friend that Someone They Recently Slept with Has an STD

But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Told my friend on Facebook
And all my friends laughed there heads off
And nice one

I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome

20 Place Saran Wrap Between the Toilet Seat

This is so gross and mean!

They found out.

21 Make Up Disease and Tell Someone You Have It

A fictional deadly disease that anyone can catch.

22 I Broke Something

Like your nose...

23 Switch Lotion with Mayo
24 Turning a Computer Background to Goatse
25 Switch Cupcake Frosting with Mayo
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