10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 Someone Died

Making a joke out of this is just wrong. - Minecraftcrazy530

My cousin has done this before. - moose4life19

As this list is "The Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes", this one has to be voted upon by me. Not a joking matter - CheesyNachos

It's not nasty if you said trump died - Solacress

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2 I'm Gay

I think this works best with parents or significant others...

I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl and I wear a lot of black and chains and skulls and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay. - CrypticDeath666

lololol I wouldn't be able to becuase I would laugh too much - freezerman75

My friend ellie is gay this is not something to joke about (however she was born 2 months late born in January but was meant to be born in march drinks her dads vodka and fills it with water ' apparently') she's also GINGER!

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3 I'm Dying

That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!

I love this one "mom... the docter said I'm dying" - JonasStartsARiot

I mean come on Im gay thats sorta making fun of Gay people but saying I'm dying people will like hate you this is definitely the cruelest

Well,of course you are dying of laughter,it's April fools. - DapperPickle

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4 I'm Pregnant

I tried it. my friend believed me. I'm an 11 year old boy.

Hum I told my mom I was pregnant and I found out THAT day I was.. I was like no way

The girl I'm seeing just did this to me. Turns out it was the fastest way to get dumped. Women want men who are responsible. Good men don't find it funny when they are there reflecting on all the things they'll have to change to become a great father and make a life for this child. To find out hours later it's all a joke is a good way to ruin an otherwise healthy relationship. Probably speaks to a lack of character and good judgement to joke about something so serious.

I think its just plain dumb

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5 I'm Moving Away

I just did this to my boyfriend, he was lost for words, but found it really funny. only do it to people who can actually take a joke

I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months, he fell for it and wa completely heart broken. Haha but laughed when it was over

currently doing that on my guy friend it rocks and he's believing it.! Playing sayin he's moving to he said he'll miss me and I was like awww!

I need to do this to my enemy... - Minecraftcrazy530

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6 I'm Going to Kill You

It's even better when you get a friend's number from a different friend, call friend 1 and say this. - AnonymousChick

I do this all the time not just on april fools.

Its like an expression that everyone uses

No no no no no no no no no no no no no
No no
No no no! NO! Don’t EVER do this

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7 Someone Wants To Go Out With You

LMAO!... I almost got slapped when I told my cousin this... :( - SmoothCriminal

So messed up, if you do this you need to die. - HotRod

Just had this done like 5 min ago on messages my enemy did it to me - I'm so upset

My bestfriends did this to me stuck love note in my locker I called them like who did this and they were like haha lol it was a prank, this one really funny cause its harmless

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8 You Forgot to Zip Your Pants

It's the greatest man

This is more effective on april fool day for someone

I love doing this to people because as soon as you say it they look down. Haha laugh out loud

I NEED TO DO THIS!

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9 I Crashed Your Car

Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny

Laugh out loud yeah it car is in a tree laugh out loud

If anyone had said that joke to me, whether my car has been crashed or not, I'd be very angry. 😡

10 We're Breaking Up

Never tell your boyfriend this. Its not funny. I did it to my boyfriend and he ignored me all day. He was so pissed!

Don't do it. My friends cousin did this and her boyfriend committed suicide. Its not funny.

My boyfriend did this too me. I thought he was serious at first.

Braking up on purpose this might be intense and ligit
I did it before u should of seen the look on his face like he was constipated

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The Contenders

11 I Burned Down The House

I did this once
I biked all the way to the house of my friend wearing half burned clothes
And told my friend that I accidentally burned the house down
She practically half fainted

Haha laugh out loud
My friend did this once 2 me as a joke and I totally fell for it - she had messed up her hair and got her family to join in with her
She ended up staying round my house till April Fools was over and then told me - JasC

Told this one to dad he's so sarcastic so he didn't believe me

Hhi will someone please reply to me

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12 I Drowned Your Puppy

I have a puppy and when I saw this, I started crying, because I kept thinking of it.

I tried this to my wife well we're getting divorced on tues.

This is horrible! Not even worth a laugh.

This is mean spirited take it off the list

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13 Your House Is Burning

Funny one my mom ran so fast and belived me

14 Remove the Cream From an Oreo

And replace it with TOOTHPASTE

Put toothpaste in its spot

Whoever dose this is a MONSTER

Replace it with a child - EliHbk

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15 Excuse Me Sir I Think You Just Dropped Your Pocket

Awesome! I love this one! I was laughing for an hour!

When people do this to me I just say thanks and walk away

Very cute, like it

what - Doggus

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16 Update Your Status On Facebook With Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.

That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it to someone else's Facebook page!

If I had a FB I would totally do this to teach my relatives a lesson to notice me more!

17 Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD

But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome - djperth

Told my friend on Facebook
And all my friends laughed there heads off
And nice one

18 I Slept With Your Mum

What if you actually did though...?

I think that's why I didn't see her last night.

Stupid

19 Make Up Disease and Tell Someone You Have It.

A fictional deadly disease that anyone can catch.

Damn cool

20 I Have Cancer, There's a Tumor Growing In My Brain.

You don't have one m8

21 I Broke Something

Like your nose...

22 Place Saran Wrap between the toilet seat.

No spread vaseline or lotion on the toilet seat and wait till someone sits on it!...LOL

It works every single time I do it and the best thing is it works with unels too and they urinate all over there legs try it for yourself if you don't beleve me

This is so gross and mean! - DismissedEye

They found out.

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23 Fake Winning Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket

look it up on youtube under Americas Funniest home Videos

The greatest joke everrr!

24 Their Shoe Is Untied

This is way too mean, I do not want to meet the person who has the nerve to pull such a horribly mean April Fools Day joke on someone. This is the most nasty April Fools Day joke by far!

25 Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss

The best one ever why to feel the jolly in this one you rock keep up the really good jokes do you say this to everyone they would crack up at are school I told my friend and she started crying cause she was laughing so hard it was funny!

26 I've Been Stripping for Money
27 Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding

I actually carried a bottle of ketchup to school did it and everyone screamed so hard the whole school heard it they sent me home and I relaxed for the rest of the week

I tried this it worked perfectly my mom actually thought I was coughing up blood

Wow it's going to be pretty fun.yeah I'll do this in the coming april fool day

28 Confess Feelings to Your Crush. If They Turn You Down, Say "April Fools."

I plan on doing this tomorrow

29 Replace Someone's Hair Gel With Gorilla Glue

Sticks to their hands, their hair, everywhere it comes into contact with. They would have to shave their head, and I have no idea how they would get it off their hands! - QuarantineGames

I WOULD BE SO ANGRY! - DismissedEye

My dad put syrup in my shampoo... If someone put glue in my gel that bitch is going down. -. -

30 Tell someone you now like Justin Bieber

Actually Justin is very nicé that everyone like him and there nothing
to tell

31 I Love You

I told that to my sister she said aww and I said April fools day she said go to hell bitch

I tried this and jeez did it work! I tried it on this guy who fancied me and he was like! About 2 hours later I was like Happy April fools I don't really fancy you! And he was nearly crying!

LOL

32 Tell Someone That Their Girlfriend Is Going to Dump Them

I did this, so my friend the other day, and when I told him he was like "THAT B****! ", when I told him it was a joke he punched me out... yea he was drunk at the time - SmoothCriminal

33 Tell Someone That the Russians Accidentally Aimed an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile at Their House.

Did this one on my mom, the Russian missile one, and it totally worked. Asked her if she was watcing T.V.. went to the extent. What a laugh we both got out of it!

I told this to my mom's cousin and he spased out it was so funny P. S> he plays too much call of duty.

34 I Slept With Your Brother Before We Started Dating

I did this to m friend and I told her on april 1st and she flipped and I said april fools she was so mad but I could not stop laughing

35 The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion

Oh no he is

I just found out hoe to use 4 two letter words in arow making sense - PrinceAntho

36 Go Up to You're Best Friends and Say "I'm a Lesbian, I Love You"
37 Point Down to the Floor and Push Your Friend

Tried it before and my friend got raged and never talked to me for the rest of the day.

38 I'm Transsexual

Funny!

39 Change All the Clocks

HAHA laugh out loud

40 Your Spouse Tells You That They Are Leaving You
41 I hooked with your best friend when I was drunk

I was thinking "I love your best friend" but that is even better.

42 The owner of this phone is single, desperate and horny!

I did this to my friend. I waited to call him when he was at dinner with his girlfriend, his parents and her parents. He chased me around the neighborhood twice the next day! So funny - tackler90210

I secretly made this my ringtone on my friends phone and called him when he was on a date with his girlfriend... He chased me around the neighborhood two times the next day. - tackler90210

43 Replace Conditioner with Nair

They'll be bald for a while! Make sure you only do it if it's a ma

Only do this to a man that's already going bald! You don't wanna be cruel!

44 Tell Someone to Be Careful Not to Run Into a Wall or Tree In Front of Them When There Is Nothing In Front of Them

Its funny when you tell them this because they scout over so that they mess the fake wall they will actually believe therre is a wall or tree infront of them they need to miss

Then push them to the floor

45 Tell someone you saw their dog dead on the side of the road **CAPS**

Laugh out loud gets them every time

46 Will You Marry Me?
47 Ask a Coworker, "Are You Getting Fired?"
48 Point at the Ceiling In a Building and Tell Someone to Look at the Dead Bird or Body

Seen this done before it is reall funny because they will ask where when there is nothing on the celling

49 Say "I'm a Rapist and Would Like to Have You for Dinner"
50 Switch salt with sugar
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