Top Ten Insanely Awkward Things to Say to a Kid While Dressed Up As Santa ClausThis is my input on PetSound's Christmas Countdown 11#
The Top Ten
Why would you even do this to a kid?
Sad, just SAD!
Yeah,Rudolph only has a red nose because he bashed his nose. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
I laughed today at school when my grammar teacher gave us an assignment for a job application to work for Santa. I thought it was so stupid and that we're 5th graders, not Kindergarteners! - funnyuser2 Comments
They just know! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Poor Santa. Must be awful having to keep all those elves in line. - PetSounds
Reindeer. They just aren't co-operative enough for 11 months of the year. - PositronWildhawk
Come to think of it, the idea of letting a fat stranger climb into your child's room and leave things under the bed sounds a tad controversial. - PositronWildhawk
It sort of sounds like that Santa stalks you... - Minecraftcrazy530
You are a communist. - TwilightKitsune
So, is Santa a stalker then?
I guess so. - Skullkid755
So that's where he gets them from. - PositronWildhawk
Batman is Santa Claus. He goes out at night, he keeps his identity secret, and also the bat cave is where he makes all his presents for children. - TwilightKitsune
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