Top Ten Things People in Real Life Have Said About TheTopTens User Ironsabbathpriest

Massive ripoff of Gemcloben's list.

Just so you know, this list isn't a cry for help or anything. It's just me and my friends messing about. We all say stuff like this to each other.

They're meanie faces.

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The Top Ten

1 He'll Suck a d*** for a quid

I just replied with "you'd do it for 50p and you know it"
His reply was "why would I do that when I can suck my own for 20p? "

Pretty cool guy.

This is plagiarism, son

2 Oi C**t

Usually their way of adressing me.

3 He looks like a mushroom with that haircut

Said the guy who literally has hair that looks like a squirrel and has a massive forehead.

You have a bowl haircut?

4 I don't know, ask Corbyn

One of my friends has given me this nickname because I support Jeremy Corbyn and the labour party.

5 GOW AWAY

Note to admin: spelling was actually like that in the message.

This was after I accused my friend of dealing weed.

6 Bet you're one of those angry critics who sits in front of the camera with Popcorn and shouts about everything

This was after I told someone about my YouTube. (Just concert footage so far)

7 You've got Parkinsons

This was when someone noticed I had shaky hands, which I kind of do. Sort of.

8 What are you some kind of f**got or something?

Ad hominem response to an argument, but it was funny.

Along with several other idubbbz lines...

9 Your arm is worth less than a penny to me

My English teacher said this to me after I offered to trade my arm for a maoam he had. (Dunno if they have maoam's anywhere else, but in Britain it's a type of candy)(or sweet as we call it).

10 Kill yourself

I actually deserve to die right now because I can't even put the capital letters where they're supposed to be in my username.

And nearly everyone has said this!

Is this suicide?