M88Youngling's List of LittleBigPlanet Evil TrollsThese evel trolls have schemed and attacked LittleBigPlanet for years. I place them here so that I may warn you to avoid these evel players that have tried to takeover my Union so many times.
The Top Ten
Ah, yes. Juke Chalybeius, the most evel troll in the history of LittleBigPlanet and the LittleBigPlanet Union. This evel trell has made my whole life a living hell and has manipulated my Union and tried to destroy it so many times. Juke is the god of evel trells and must be stopped. The ISAF and UTF have launched hundreds of strikes against the evel clutches of Jukewannabe and his evel Visarian Mandate.
I have suffered so much, all because of this player. Recently he sent members of the Visarian Mandate to target key figures in the new Union Commission and manipulated them to his cause, nearly destroying the Union. BUT NOT YET! THE UNION WILL NOT GO DOWN. I WILL FIGHT THESE EVEL TRELLS UNTIL THERE IS NONE LEFT TO SCHEME AGAINST ME.
Ribbium, Jukewannabe's right hand man. This EVEL trell has launched more attacks towards me than Tomboy2011 has made new clans. Ribbium takes all of his orders from Juke and is responsible for more than 10,000 deaths in the ISAF and has taken down more jets than any other evel trell.
I have had multiple encounters with this evel trell. One notable encounter being above Transylvania where Union Intel had said that the Visarians had been planning anti-Union schemes. In response I, along with 7 other ISAF Aces flew across to Transylvania to wage war against the evel trells in our new jet fighters carrying the latest Autismo cannons. Ribbium destroyed all 7 fighters beside me. Luckily I was able to shoot Ribbium down, although he survived and in response, on Juke's orders doxxed me. Next time he won't be so lucky, next time there will be a great victory for the Union. NYEEH.
Head of Visarian administration. This evel trell arranges all troll
rallies on behalf of Juke as well as creating several chatrooms for
trolls to communicate through memes and scheme against my Union. Bruce
is known for creating anti-Union levels and at one point humiliated my
Vice-President by recreating his level in a trolling fashion. In
response to that, I ordered the ISAF and UTC to charge at Bruce with a
unstoppable lead wall of grief reports.
Juke's favourite tech designer for the Visarian Mandate. A major
engineer of many weapons used against against the Union. I have not had
many encounters with this evel trell. But he has armed trells such as
Ribbium and Huntsman, leading to the deaths of over 100,000 heroic Union
soldiers.This trell must be stopped before he can create any more
Alder Gottersint. Jukewannabe's favourite spy and designer of levels. This evel trell is responsible for intercepting the Union via alt-accounts and spamming the Union wiki. He also creates anti-Union propaganda and works alongside Bruce in managing the chatrooms. Huntsman regularly hops between clans in order to destroy them from the inside. THIS TRELL NEEDS TO BE STOPPED BEFORE HE CAN GET HIS CLAWS INTO THE HEART OF THE UNION.
The original creator of Chaos clan. Imp works in the shadows alongside the evel Visarians. He used the troll art of memeing to attract attention to the Visarian Mandate and further their cause after he gave his clan to Starkiller237 who later became a member of the Visarian Mandate.
A lesser known evel trell, but still worked with the Visarian mandate so therefore is extremely evel and dangerous to our way of life. Unfortunateky he seems to have disappeared into the shadows before the ISAF could launch airstrikes at him.
One of Juke's political advisors. HC advises Juke on how to deal with other clans and draws up drafts for new government structures, which are usually inexistant in trell clans. HC is a veteran of RSR which makes him extremely dangerous to the Union and must be kept a close eye on.
Owner of the VM puppet state, TLOE. ALongside Tomboy2011, TheManWhoLaughZz rages havok all over LBP in order to take over and install Tom on the throne of LBP. This trell is extremely dangerous as his plans threaten to invade the LittleBigPlanet Union.
This evel trell sought to take the presidency of the Union. He kicked Sevi from the Union to remove opposition, to which I was very salty about. I was very disappointed in Prime and my saltyness had reached a peak when he had been manipulated by evel trells, Huntsman and Bruce on the orders of Jukewannabe who wanted to use Prime to take over the Union. In response I kicked Primevaliam and anyone else affiliated with him from the Union and put the Union into lockdown. Nowadays Prime seems to have been transformed completely into an Evel trell and is therefore dangerous.