Top Ten Reasons Why Shrek is God
Here we will explore the reasons why we should worship our holy ogre Shrek.Due to Shrek being an ogre, he is obviously an immortal being to our existence. Ogres are mighty spooky and shan't be messed with.
Not just any Donkey but a talking donkey that can transform into a horse.
Not every Ogré lives in a swamp but because Shrek does, he is easily seen as more powerful than other ogres due to his ability to make schtew.
Shrek has the most amazing ingredients to make his good schtew including plantes and kiddies.
One o the main reasons that ShrEk is brillant is he voted for Trumpy in the election.
Not everyone has a female girthy Ogré to live with. Hats off to Shrek for picking up this one. Plus he gets to poke with that sexy beast.
As the leader of the autobuns, Shrektimus Prime is an undercover robogre that is secretly hiding in the swamp until he is needed to defeat the Farceptiquads
Because pedophiles.