Top Ten Things You Have to Agree with Because the Lord Dovahkiin Said So

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Things you have to agree with, because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.
This list is a non-votable list and the content of the list reflects the opinion of its author.

The Top Ten

1 Terraria is better than Minecraft. No exceptions.
2 Magikarp is the most powerful pokemon Magikarp is the most powerful pokemon Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.

MAGIKARP'S REVENGE!
Also because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

3 Homosexuality is bad

It is a crime against nature, and a crime against God. The Bible's glossary says that marriage is "The unity of one MAN and one WOMAN." So there. Plus, because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

4 Republicans are better than liberals

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

5 We have free will

Quantum Mechanics supports the idea of free will. The idea that we don't have free will is called Determinism. Quantum Mechanics has a say in this argument: Determinism is impossible unless one is willing to make an even greater philosophical sacrifice.

https://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2013/04/03/quantum_mechanics_supports_free_will_106499.html

6 Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shrek is screwing your wife Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shrek is screwing your wife Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

7 FNaF is more stupid than it is scary

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

8 Pancakes are superior to waffles in every way Pancakes are superior to waffles in every way

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

9 Modern music is terrible

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

10 The All Powerful and Sacred Turtle Gods watch over us all

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

The Contenders

11 The Prequals aren't as bad as people say

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

12 Frozen makes no sense

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so. Plus, Hans, that is not how a monarchy works.

13 Terraria is STILL better than Minecraft in every way possible

Check the Terraria wiki. I'm too tired to prove why right now. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

14 Rogue One is not a bad movie

Look deep. If you look deep enough, you will see that there are no plot holes. Plus, heroes die more often than they live. So shut up. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

15 Obama was not a good president Obama was not a good president Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so. Lets face it. He became president only because he's black.

16 Offensive jokes are funny Offensive jokes are funny

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject. If you were offended, you need thicker skin. Plus, because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

17 There is no gender wage gap

Women tend to go into social jobs that don't pay very well, such as therapy and teaching. Men tend to go into more physical jobs like plumbing and construction. This is the reason for the "gender wage gap." And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

18 Climate change is a natural thing.

Even if humans never existed, climate change would still happen. Humans aren't the only sources of climate change. We just contribute to it. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

19 MatPat isn't always wrong. MatPat isn't always wrong. The Game Theorists is a YouTube channel that centers around gaming. They have shows such as: Game Theory, The Science of, Sidequesting and Digressing, Crossover, Game Change, Culture Shock and a Brief History. This channel is mainly argued against for their game theory content.

He's a little over hated. If you shut your yap and listen to his evidence, you can see the time and effort he puts in. He's not 100% correct all the time. Some of his evidence can be faulty. Besides, they are just theories. Which does not mean they are correct. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

20 42 is the answer to everything.

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.




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