Top Ten Things You Have to Agree with Because the Lord Dovahkiin Said So

Things you have to agree with, because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.
The Top Ten
1 Terraria is better than Minecraft. No exceptions.
2 Magikarp is the most powerful pokemon Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves into Gyarados at level 20.

MAGIKARP'S REVENGE!
Also because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

3 Homosexuality is bad

It is a crime against nature, and a crime against God. The Bible's glossary says that marriage is "The unity of one MAN and one WOMAN." So there. Plus, because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

4 Republicans are better than liberals

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

5 We have free will

Quantum Mechanics supports the idea of free will. The idea that we don't have free will is called Determinism. Quantum Mechanics has a say in this argument: Determinism is impossible unless one is willing to make an even greater philosophical sacrifice.

https://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2013/04/03/quantum_mechanics_supports_free_will_106499.html

6 Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shrek is screwing your wife Shrek is a fictional ogre and titular character of the Shrek franchise. He debuted in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. He is voiced by Mike Myers.

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

7 FNaF is more stupid than it is scary

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

8 Pancakes are superior to waffles in every way

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

9 Modern music is terrible

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

10 The All Powerful and Sacred Turtle Gods watch over us all

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

The Contenders
11 The Prequals aren't as bad as people say

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

12 Frozen makes no sense

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so. Plus, Hans, that is not how a monarchy works.

13 Terraria is STILL better than Minecraft in every way possible

Check the Terraria wiki. I'm too tired to prove why right now. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

14 Rogue One is not a bad movie

Look deep. If you look deep enough, you will see that there are no plot holes. Plus, heroes die more often than they live. So shut up. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

15 Obama was not a good president Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as a U.S. senator from Illinois from 2005 to 2008 and as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004.
16 Offensive jokes are funny

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject. If you were offended, you need thicker skin. Plus, because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

17 There is no gender wage gap

Women tend to go into social jobs that don't pay very well, such as therapy and teaching. Men tend to go into more physical jobs like plumbing and construction. This is the reason for the "gender wage gap." And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

18 Climate change is a natural thing.

Even if humans never existed, climate change would still happen. Humans aren't the only sources of climate change. We just contribute to it. And because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.

19 MatPat isn't always wrong. The Game Theorists is a YouTube channel that centers around gaming. They have shows such as Game Theory, The Science of, Sidequesting and Digressing, Crossover, Game Change, Culture Shock, and A Brief History.

The host is Matthew Patrick, who is also a theater kid. They're known for a plethora of theories ranging from Five Nights at Freddy's theories to anything and everything in between. The... read more
20 42 is the answer to everything.

Because The Lord Dovahkiin said so.