Conspiracy Theory that Rootbeerfan is a Dog

i have a dog face that is very stressful to people!
The Top Ten
1 My Face
2 I bark like a dog like a real bark
3 i sniff really quickly
4 im hairy
5 i pant when i cool down
6 i love treats such as chicken fingers and root beer
7 a dog was barking at me so i barked at the dog
8 i cant control it
9 my jaw is super strong
10 i run very fast