Top 10 Sexiest Xandermartin98 Fanfics

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The Top Ten
1 This Is Lammy's Brain on Parappa and Ma-San

In which Parappa and Ma-San are vacuumed directly through Lammy's nostrils into her big sexy brain via cocaine snortage off of her girlfriend's feet and erotically torture her from the inside out for two entire DAYS straight

(seriously, just imagining Ma-San's hot-pinkly padded Chinese mouse soles barefootedly walking around on the inner surface of an anthropomorphic redheaded guitarist sheep girl's cerebral cortex makes me so hard that I couldn't even BEGIN to tell you; it would honestly be even BETTER if I could perhaps witness it in slow-motion)

Best of all, the story is also roughly 30,000 words long as well, just to add the icing to the cake

These are not sexy, just disgusting

2 Underfoot Fetishtale

Just read the title

3 Giantess Alphys X Flowey

In which Flowey roots himself deeply into Alphys' brain, reduces her into a meaningless sex puppet and then agonizingly forces her to violently destroy everything she knows and loves for his own sadistic pleasure, threatening to squeeze her brain with his razor-sharp thorn vines until it bloodily, gorily implodes if and when she disobeys

4 Parappa and Lammy Have Sex

Again, just read the title

5 Tempted By The Feet Of Alphys

In which Alphys ironically dominates Undyne of all people into licking her feet like a dog

6 Alphamalg Series

Alphys X Amalgamates is one HOT sexual shipping, let me tell you

7 Giantess Toriel X Asriel

In which Asriel literally has sex with his mother's brain and mind-controls her into the true MILF that everyone has always wanted her to be...then finally exits back out of her body, regrows himself back to normal size and gets "down and dirty" with the rest of her while she's asleep (the fact that he's twelve years old just makes it even hotter)

8 Parappa and Ma-San: Lammy's and Katy's Inside Stories

Tell me, which brain was sexier; Lammy's or Katy's?

9 How Bratty & Catty Stole America's Presidential System

Again, tell me; which brain was sexier, Bratty's or Catty's?

10 Giantess Alphys X Undyne (from Alphys VS Undyne)

In which Undyne sneaks her way through Alphys' ear canal into her brain while she's asleep, downloads several gigs of porn from her memory banks and makes her dance nakedly with the Amalgamates, which of course is naturally set to the Mew Mew Kissy Cutie theme song