Situations Where No News (In Most Cases) is Good News
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1 Doctor Check-up
Once I got a blood test and this happened:
Doctor: you have high blood sugar and you almost got diabetes
Me: WHAT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Mom: That's what you get for being lazy and eating too many desserts! >:(
Not the doctor, but the dentist
In c. early 2017?
Dentist: you may need surgery in the future to get your wisdom teeth taken out
Me: OH GOD! 0-o
2 Cancer Screening
Cancer Screening is a universal natural right/amendment, universally it is mandatory/mandated
3 A policeman at your Door
4 Hearing Ambulance Siren
5 School Grades
6 Weather Report
7 Going to the Principle's Office
8 Bad News
duh
9 Having a talk with your boss
10 Politics