The Top Ten
How does a man take an important decision?
He covers his head with his hands, closes his eyes, thinks profoundly, he listens to his conscience and then says with determination:
“Wife, how do you think we should do? ”
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Thousands of identical answers: I can offer my wife. Are you interested?
�" My lover finally told me about marriage after three years of relationship.
�" And what did he say to you?
�" She has a husband and three children.
You know, I have a problem. For years, I've been trying to figure out if I'm allergic to sex or not. Do you want to help me?
Do you see the guy there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. So, what do you say?
Wow, nice feet! What time does it open?
Rejection can have emotional repercussions for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like ulcer, cancer or even death! So, for both health, say yes!
If I were to be the last man on earth we could do it in public! But I'm not, so we better go to me.
Okay, I came to invite you to dance, but I'm a little worried. Probably we'll get along well, we'll have some glasses, you give me your number because I'm too shy to ask. I'll call you after a few days, go to a movie, then go to dinner and we'll spend a lot of time together. We marry, it all works well until we start feeling embedded and looking for a way to escape. Because of the adventures we get divorced. The child we already have will suffer. Think about the baby! Do not I better invite you to dance and do we have to cover sex without obligations?
The guy catches him down deep into her uncle's neck. The guy apologizes: "I did not look in the eye for fear of not cheating on me."