Top 10 Songs that are the Most Relatable to XanderMartin98 in Real Life

xandermartin98
Ones that reflect what he truly is the most.
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The Top Ten

1 Consoler Of The Lonely - The Raconteurs

"Haven't seen the sun in weeks" - Always holed up indoors
"My skin is getting pale" - I'm getting whiter by the day
"Haven't got a mind left to speak" - Reduced to communicating with other people in much the same fashion that a cybernetic robot like the T-800 model Terminator would

"And I'm skinny as a rail" - You'd better believe it
"Lightbulbs are getting dim" - Intelligence degradation due to sleep loss
"My interests are starting to wane" - Mainly my interest in video games for the time being after seeing how much of a completely overhyped pile of garbage Skyrim was; now I've shifted over more to cinema and music
"I'm told it's everything a man could want and I shouldn't complain" - People automatically assuming that a spoiled suburban life is always a fun one
"Conversation's getting dull" - All people talk about is pop culture
"There's a constant buzzing in my ears" - That buzzing being headphones
"Sense of humor's void and null" - Because I'm one of ...more - xandermartin98

2 Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode

"Words are meaningless and forgettable" - My entire attitude toward life

"All I ever wanted...all I ever needed is here in my arms" - Metaphorically due to my extreme anti-consumerism stance, and also literally due to the way that I always manually carry my food and drink to work with me, often while brutally hiking all the way out to work in the process - xandermartin98

3 Paranoid Android - Radiohead Paranoid Android - Radiohead

"Please can you stop that noise, I'm trying to get some rest" - Basically me whenever I'm in an area that has a large group of people gathered together

"Unborn chicken voices in my head" - Having nightmares about my own vomit-inducingly disgusting brain-fetish fanfictions based off of otherwise family-friendly franchises
"I may be paranoid, but not an android" - Self-explanatory

"When I am king, you will be first against the wall with your opinion which is of no consequence at all" - Me whenever people don't know how to give constructive criticism and are just complete bigoted jerks like Keemstar; many of my favorite Internet stars such as iDubbbz and I Hate Everything also share that very same sentiment quite admirably with me

"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly; kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy" - Again, me and anti-consumerism could probably legit marry each other at this point
"WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME?! " - If I had a dollar for every time ...more - xandermartin98

4 Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Cause I don't see with my eyes; I see with my MIND - xandermartin98

5 White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic

Literal But True - xandermartin98

6 Black - Pearl Jam

Basically my own father's true feelings toward me - xandermartin98

7 Losing My Religion - R.E.M.

The fact that I literally live "in the corner" of San Antonio doesn't exactly help - xandermartin98

8 Meme Machine - Pink Guy

"WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? HELP ME" - xandermartin98

9 Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

Much like Paranoid Android, it's a ridiculously overrated song (probably THE most so of its respective artist's entire discography as a whole, in fact), but it still very clearly speaks astonishingly effectively to me regardless - xandermartin98

10 Creep - Radiohead

As someone with theoretically almost every single sodding fetish on the whole entire face of the Earth (minus inflation/farts and the like), I can VERY bittersweetly attest to this - xandermartin98