Reason Why TopTenners Should Fear Me

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The Top Ten

1 I Slayed The Emperor Of Raisins

I did

Well I slayed the emperor of Tacos and then I became the emperor of Tacos so you should fear me.-DarkBoi-X

Oh, how scary! I'm wetting myself!

I slayed the emperor of pasta

2 I'm In a Gang That Involves Cakes

3 I Ate Your Favorite Cereal

At least you didn't eat Thebestuser's oatmeal.

*buys another box*

*buys every cereal in the store*

4 Even Your Mother Is Scared Of Me

5 I Rode A Pig

I rode a cat, fear me!

6 I Was a Emo

*HIGH PITCHED SCREAM*

7 I Growled At Your Dog

My dog is a husky so good luck

8 I Stole Your Lunch Money

To bad I bring my own food,

too bad my lunch is free

9 No One Talks To Me

10 I Ate A Stale Cheeto

I must have eaten at least twenty in my lifetime. I think you'd better run now.

That makes you our lord and savior! KNEEL BEFORE THE ONE!