StevenUniverseIsAwesome's SMG4 Ssenmodnar Skit Plot Ideas

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1 In "Moments with Steve", Steve sings the Burger King song in the tune of Carol of the Bells and Luigi sets him on fire.

(Cue Moments with Steve title card with Steve singing the Burger King song)

Luigi: SHUT THE F*** UP! (Uses a fire flower to burn Steve)

Steve: Agh! Jesus Christ! Oh f***! I'm on fire!

SOUND SOURCES:

Burger King Song
Mineflop
Newbies (Kuledud3) - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

2 Snoop Dogg is dancing to the "Thomas the Dank Engine" song.

Snoop Dogg: Smoke weed everyday!
(Snoop Dogg starts dancing to Thomas the Dank Engine) - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

3 Mario is dressed as a cat as he yells out that he is a cat as Luigi panics and Mario says that he can explain.

Luigi: Mario!
(Luigi gets confused and opens the door to see Mario dressed like a cat)
Mario (in Nostalgia Critic's voice): I'M A CAAAT!
Luigi: JESUS!
Mario: Uh, I can explain. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

4 SMG3 tells Peach to begone as he calls her a thot and Peach tells her why is he being so mean to her. So, SMG3 insults her and beats her up.

SMG3: BEGONE, THOT!
Peach: Why are you so mean to me?
SMG3: F*CK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!
(SMG3 beats her up as Peach lets out a high-pitched, little girl-esque scream) - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

SMG3: Begone, thot!
Peach: Why are you so mean to me?
(He beats her up)
Peach: Ah! Help me! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

5 Wario is dancing to "Do the Wario" until Luigi screams and calls him ugly.

(Wario is dancing to "Do the Wario")
Luigi: (screams) YOU SO UGLY! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

6 Shroomy and Fishy Boopkins were breaking the fourth wall until Bob tells them that he sounds like PurpleShep.

Shroomy: Hey, Fishy Boopkins. Why are we voiced by men?
Fishy Boopkins: I don't know. The reason why it is because Luke voiced you and Kevin voiced me.
Bob: ARE YOU GUYS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?
Fishy Boopkins: Why, yes. We are.
Shroomy: Same here. Oh, hey Bob. What's up?
Bob: Doing good. I do sound like PurpleShep, do I?
Shroomy: You do sound like him.
Fishy Boopkins: This is why Luke uses text-to-speech. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

7 Frankie asks Mario how he teaches how to twerk, but Mario punishes him by forcing him to read a book.

Frankie: Mario, can you teach me how to twerk?
(Mario is angry, turning off the T.V. and the computer)
Mario: No more T.V., no more computer, (gives Frankie a book) we're reading books for now on. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

8 Wario is coming for Luigi's booty while freaking out, but Mario arrives and tells him to stop.

Wario: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for the booty!
(cue the "Swiggity Swooty" song)

Luigi: WAH! Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ah-hoo-hoo-hoowa!
(Metal Gear Solid alarm sound)
Wario (in Tourettes Guy's voice): OH SH*T!
Mario: Gotcha, bitch!
Luigi (in PewDiePie's voice): (screams) YOU SO UGLY! (runs off, crying)
Wario: Daf*q?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
(Wario screams in Homer Simpson's voice)
Wario: FAK YOU!
Mario: Stop it. Stop it. Okay, alright? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

(Cue Swiggity Swooty)
Luigi: OH HOO HOO HOO!
(Cue dramatic/suspense scare chord as Mario appears)
Mario: It's time to stop! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

9 Dr. Eggman yelling out "CANNON PINGAAAAS!"

(Inspired by Ssenmodnar 0 - Release the Ret@rdness)
Dr. Eggman (singing): CANNON PINGAS! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

10 Sonic arrives and Chain Chomp asks "What is a Sonic?"

Sonic: Hey hey hey!
Chain Chomp: What the f*ck is a Sonic? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

(Sonic arrives)
Sonic: Hey Hey Hey!
Chain Chomp: What the f*** is a Sonic? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome