Reasons Why Apples Are Weird

I love your username. Also, she doesn’t respect opinions. On the top 10 strongest Pokémon she said whoever said that charizard sucks has 0 IQ and if anyone says that I will grab my gun and shoot the hater. Wow, first, hate spreading causing bigger fights, then her being sexist and then being offensive to autistic people and now this? Dumb reasons + not respecting opinions + all this other crap she done = THIS ABOMINATION!

So your saying anything red is weird.
Well that's weird.

I like red apples better than green ones

So? It's called nature, there's nothing you can help from it.

But what if they actually fell from the sky?

Maybe.

I get it that Einstein had an apple falling on his head, but that doesn't mean we must use an apple to learn trig!

That's a good thing

Only if you pick one out of a bush that actually had some cow defecating in it, otherwise, false

How do you know what poo tastes like? Maybe you might be a poo yourself! - IceBearRules

How do you know what poo tastes like?

"Apple" sounds more than a luxury car than a fruit, right?

And?

What? No its not! The reason is because the people over at Disney are morons and only care about money.

Bullcrap. Fruit is not the reason why things come into shutdowns.

LMAO,I'm eating an apple as I type this.

Um, they're also healthy, how could you not know the obvious?

I was meant to say in number 7 that it’s a basculin but all it’s moves r splash

Apples. I often use them to murder people, since small fruits inspire so much fear.

What, throwing apples at your head?

we all fear guns and knives but what we should be worried about is apples killing us