Top 10 Reason Why the Krusty Krab Should be Shut Down

The Top Ten
1 Only two employees (SpongeBob and Squidward)
2 Spontaneous marketing changes
3 Firing their only employees for petty reasons
4 Krabby Patties are actually dangerous
5 Jellyfish labor (Jellyfish hunter)
6 The health inspector (Nasty Patty)
7 Krabs is a tightwad
8 One Coarse Meal
9 The restaurant gets frequently destroyed
10 Almost NO vacation time