Best Comedy Songs Ever

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The Top Ten

1 Dick In a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)

BEST lyric: "Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box"

2 White & Nerdy (Parody of Ridin')

Best lyric: "I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freaky"

3 Kill yourself Bo Burnham

Best lyric " Kill yourself I would only take a minute you'll be happy that you did it just go over to your oven and shove your head."

4 Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins (Live)

"This song is about anal sex and God" is the best intro to anything ever and it is the best Tim Minchin song.

5 Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

Lyrics:
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going' to the movies
I take up seven rows.

6 Orgy for one NSP

Best lyrics "Its me and my hand and its hotter than the sun."

7 J**z In My Pants

Best lyric: "The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants

I went
Jizzed in my pants

OK, seriously you guys can we, OK? "

8 Repeat Stuff - Bo Burnham

Best lyric: "girl I hope you don't think I rude I AM THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS"

9 Rock 'n' roll Nerd (Live) - Tim Minchin

10 The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Best lyric "You and me baby ain't nothing' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"