Top 10 Worst Cartoon Married Couples

For this list we'll be looking at the worst married cartoon couples from animated shows, couples who are completely toxic and makes you wonder why they ever got married or how they can possibly stand being married to one another.
The Top Ten
1 Peter and Lois Griffin - Family Guy

Like Bonnie and Joe these two loved one another at one point Peter gave up 1 million dollars from Carter just to be with her, but now these two are shown to be very abusive with one another treating each other like crap it makes you wonder why these two haven't divorced yet.

2 Beth and Jerry Smith - Rick and Morty
3 Miriam and Big Bob Pataki - Hey Arnold

Its mind boggling how these two ever got together let alone married and seem to be aware of what a mistake it was as seen in the episode "Olga Gets Engaged" when Olga wants to marry a guy Doug LeSham and the two try to persuade her from doing so with Miriam telling her not to make the same mistake she did and even tell her to wait a year before getting married if they still want to which Miriam adds they won't want to.

4 Oskar And Suzi Kokoshka - Hey Arnold

Oskar is a lazy slacker who mooches off his wife and almost never willing to help out or change his ways if it requires any effort at all meanwhile Suzi constantly gets angry at him for being such a slacker yet she still puts up with his selfish behavior and subjects the entire boarding house to this as well.

5 Dale and Nacny Gribble - King of the Hill

For years Nancy cheated on Dale with John Redcorn even conceiving a child with him and yet Dale never suspects a thing.

6 Stan and Francine Smith - American Dad

While they are shown to be a good couple from time to time many other times they can be downright awful mainly with Stan whose done a lot of reprehensible things that make you wonder why Francine hasn't left him with some of his worst acts include the time he tried to frame her for murder after his boss accidentally killed one of her friends who he hooked him up with despite Francine's warning and all because he didn't want her to say "I told you so" then there was the time when they were preparing to renew their vows and Stan openly admitted he only married Francine for her good looks which prompts Francine to stop doing her beauty regiments and make herself really ugly that Stan refuses to go through with it and later makes himself blind so he doesn't have to look at her anymore but it also means Francine would now have to provide for them which is not what she wants to do and in the end they only agree to be with one another as long as Francine is beautiful and Stan is well and ...more

7 Goku and Chi Chi - Dragon Ball Z

Even though their anime they still deserve to be mentioned Goku and Chi Chi when you think about it are a pretty terrible couple and despite Goku's good nature he's a terrible husband who doesn't have a job and pretty much does nothing but train and its easy to see why Chi Chi constantly gets so upset at him not only that but Goku constantly abandons his family for one reason or another.

8 Joe and Bonnie Swanson - Family Guy

At one point these two loved one another but as the series went downhill so did their marriage as Bonnie constantly tries to find ways to murder Joe and for Joe well he isn't always the best husband as he did cheat on Bonnie thanks to Peter who persuaded him to do so and at one point when he got a leg transplant he tried to leave Bonnie before being crippled again.

Bonnie hates Joe. I have know idea what's keeping them together.

9 Tom and Sarah Dubua - The Boondocks

Its amazing that these two have staid together as long as they have during the first season of the show they were shown to be a decent couple but by seasons 2, 3 and 4 they've really hit a rough patch in their marriage with Sarah constantly getting angry at Tom for being such a pushover and almost never willing to do anything fun because he's such a stiff and all about following the rules not to mention Tom can get pretty jealous like in the episode "Tom, Sarah and Usher" when Sarah became completely smitten after meeting Usher which lead to the two to get into an argument and Sarah throwing Tom out of the house, in the season 4 episode "Pretty Boy Flizzy"Sarah again throws him out of the house after an argument over Tom not being her idea of what a man should be.

10 Ed and Bev Bighead - Rocko's Modern Life

Like a bitter old married couple while there are times where they can be shown to be a decent couple many other times they constantly fight and insult one another and at one point Bev became so desperate for attention from Ed that she literally tried to cheat on her husband with Rocko.

The Contenders
11 Stephen and Linda Stotch - South Park
12 Eustace and Muriel - Courage The Cowardly Dog

Not exactly sure how they got together in the first place

This whole show was just the worst

13 Ozai and Ursa - Avatar: The Last Airbender
14 Marge and Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

They're more functional than Peter & Lois at least. Homer still makes mistakes but he still cares about Marge. As mediocre as the newer seasons are their bond seems to be as strong as it always has been. If anything they're not that bad together.

it's so obvious that they love each other, but they're just so dysfunctional.

15 Mr. and Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
16 Dave and Lucia - Satina Wants a Glass Of Water
17 Stuart and Carol McCormick - South Park

Not only horrible parents but are shown to be very abusive with one another, always shown to be drunk and constantly at each other's throats with Carol always complaining with Stuart's inability to provide for their family.

18 Sasuke and Sakura - Naruto
19 Hank and Peggy Hill- King of the Hill
20 Aang and Katara - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Why do people hate these two pairs?

21 Princess Bubblegum and Marceline - Adventure Time
22 Krillin and Android 18 - Dragon Ball Z
23 Korra and Asami - The Legend of Korra
24 Vegeta and Bulma - Dragon Ball Z
25 Wally and Kuki - Codename: Kids Next Door
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