Top Ten Best "at 40" Jokes

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1 At 40 your idea of weight-lifting is standing up

Well Beege: More 5-star entertainment from my very favourite Brit. Leave you with this: After 40, being called "sir" by young, nubile women conjures visions of shaving the topknot and heading off to the monastery.

I laughed a lot when I heard this. Why does everyone assume that when you reach a "certain age" you become fat? Haha. I'm a healthy 9 stone. So there! :P - Britgirl

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2 At 40, every time you suck in your gut your ankles' swell

And if you put your feet up, you need a church key to pop your hat off.

3 At 40 you suffer from Clue Deficit Disorder

Ah, CCD. And I always thought that meant "creepy come-on delivery."

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4 At 40, you realise you were built for comfort, not speed

At 40, I realized I was built for Southern Comfort, not for speedos.

5 At 40, you sing along with the elevator music

Don't ya be warryin', now, darlin' Beege. It'll be soon enough yull be forgettin' the wards.

6 At 40, before crossing the room, you look both ways

And you STILL get T-boned by a waiter with a liquor cart. Well, at least there's medication handy.

7 At 40, it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

After 40, getting tired is an improvement.

8 At 40, your back goes out more than you do

Yeah, Beege. And you can't even brag about it.

9 At 40, it's harder to remember things like...oh, bugger if I can remember
10 At 40, you are actually 20 with 20 years' experience

Now this I like, Beege. We call it being "venerable."

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