Top Ten Best "at 40" JokesBritgirl
The Top Ten
Well Beege: More 5-star entertainment from my very favourite Brit. Leave you with this: After 40, being called "sir" by young, nubile women conjures visions of shaving the topknot and heading off to the monastery.
I laughed a lot when I heard this. Why does everyone assume that when you reach a "certain age" you become fat? Haha. I'm a healthy 9 stone. So there! :P - Britgirl
V, as always, thank you for your votes and kind and / or funny comments to my lists. They're appreciated and always welcomed. Do pass by any time. - Britgirl
Haha, V, "My very favourite Brit"? You don't know very many do you? I'm not a very good example but... #^_~# thank you :) Have fun at the monastery. I'm sure you will; some wild stories about those places... - Britgirl
And if you put your feet up, you need a church key to pop your hat off.
Ah, CCD. And I always thought that meant "creepy come-on delivery."
Okay. Clearly I have it, as I completely screwed-up the letters. So, this is how it ends, eh? /:(
At 40, I realized I was built for Southern Comfort, not for speedos.
Don't ya be warryin', now, darlin' Beege. It'll be soon enough yull be forgettin' the wards.
And you STILL get T-boned by a waiter with a liquor cart. Well, at least there's medication handy.
After 40, getting tired is an improvement.
Yeah, Beege. And you can't even brag about it.
Now this I like, Beege. We call it being "venerable."
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