Top Ten 9/11 Jokes

Don't get offended, Americans they're meant to be jokes!

The Top Ten

1 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
2 Hey Patrick you know what's funnier than 24?... 9/11
3 The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks
4 Pictures of cute dogs, make jokes about narwhals and stuff about derping... No wonder these people believe the official 9/11 story
5 9/11 wasn't funny... it was PLANE hilarious!
6 And that was the day when the Pentagon became the PentaGONE!
7 9/11 was a horrible tragedy, six Muslims died
8 Now you see the Twin Towers, now you don't!
9 9/11 was totally the bomb!
10 Through the perilous flight, the bombs bursting in air, and through the night, the towers were not there.

Sing it to the tune of the "Star Spangled Banner."

The Contenders

11 Those planes totally CRASHED the party that day, didn't they?
12 It got smoking hot on those buildings, didn't it?
13 It was booming!
14 I better call 9/11 before I get killed.
15 Planes, planes everywhere
16 I used to be a city like you... Then I took a plane to the towers
17 What did Osama bake on Masterchef? Big Apple Crumble
18 Nyan eleven. Never forget.
19 9/11 victims are fast readers. 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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