Top Ten 9/11 Jokes

Don't get offended, Americans they're meant to be jokes!
The Top Ten
1 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

The only 9/11 joke that I can appreciate. Others are stale and plane wrong.

2 Hey Patrick you know what's funnier than 24?... 9/11
3 9/11 wasn't funny... it was PLANE hilarious!
4 And that was the day when the Pentagon became the PentaGONE!
5 9/11 was a horrible tragedy, six Muslims died

So, where's the joke...?

6 Now you see the Twin Towers, now you don't!
7 9/11 was totally the bomb!
8 Through the perilous flight, the bombs bursting in air, and through the night, the towers were not there.

Sing it to the tune of the "Star Spangled Banner."

9 Those planes totally CRASHED the party that day, didn't they?
10 It got smoking hot on those buildings, didn't it?
The Contenders
11 9/11 victims are fast readers. 87 stories in 10 seconds.
12 It was booming!
13 I better call 9/11 before I get killed.
14 The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks
15 Pictures of cute dogs, make jokes about narwhals and stuff about derping... No wonder these people believe the official 9/11 story
16 Planes, planes everywhere
17 I used to be a city like you... Then I took a plane to the towers
18 What did Osama bake on Masterchef? Big Apple Crumble
19 Nyan eleven. Never forget.
20 What went through the minds of the people on the 42nd floor? The 43rd floor
21 I would rate this 9/11
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